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[undergrowl]

[ Koushuu is largely doing this over text because it's ridiculous, and also a little embarrassing, but it's. Something he can do. He's curious about the stupid QR code, anyways, and figures that there's no harm in teaching it.

Mostly.

Sort of.

It said to teach three people, but he can do more than that. ]

Who wants to learn some stupid, arguably useless, phrases in French?
ie; someone's not bigheaded, but instead "ils péter plus haut que son cul."
[ An imagined pause, for emphasis. ]
"They fart higher than their ass," is what that is.
If you want something that's probably less offensive, I can give you that, too.

Comments

[buncho]

peter plus what? you gotta include an audio clip for this sort of thing you know

[undergrowl]

[ Ask and ye shall receive, Mafuyu. With a notable accent: ]

Ils péter plus haut que son cul.

[buncho]

perfect! i'm ready now, give me another one! the more offensive the better

[playdolls]

Why are we googling dirty phrases in french?

[undergrowl]

jim, probably.

[playdolls]

Jim doesn't sound like a French name to me.

[cheetahsenpai]

hmm i want to know how do you say good job and you're stupid

[tire]

THAT BETTER NOT BE BC OF ME!!! THATS RUDE

[cheetahsenpai]

IT WASN'T GOING TO BE NOW IT IS

[undergrowl]

"bien joué" is "good game."
"beau travail is "good work."
"ne pas avoir inventé la poudre" is a more eloquent way of saying someone's not very bright.
"they haven't invented gunpowder."

[undergrowl]

but if you just want to call someone a dumbass...
"tu es completement débile."

[cheetahsenpai]

thank you, i'm going to write this down so i won't forget them

[tire]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[undergrowl]

ça va chier des bulles.
it's gonna shit bubbles.

[tire]

LOOOOOOOOOOL
DO ANOTHER 1

[fairhands]

I have to admit, that's an interesting way to call someone arrogant.

[undergrowl]

There's a lot of phrases like that for insulting people. Like, an endless list.
My cousin taught me a lot of them.

[flexer]

This isn't how you introduce people to a new language.

[undergrowl]

It is if you're given it as a bingo card option.

[flexer]

Did your card tell you to teach an insult right off the bat?

[wantshappiness]

I didn't know you knew French! Σ(゜ロ゜)

[undergrowl]

My mother is French. It's also where I got my hair and eyes from.

Back from hiatus! Sorry for the late reply.

[wantshappiness]

that's kind of cool...does she live here too? Have you ever visited France?

[eyestitch]

arrête de te la péter! mdr

you big showoff! hosting cultural exchange hour all on your own! but i guess it's kinda fun. hoping you'll impress someone, huh?

[undergrowl]

DSL.

Not really, I just got it from the Retrospec bingo and decided it was something easy I could do.