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Iwatooshi ([personal profile] arahoushi) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-07-27 08:22 pm

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Breaking news!


Okay, it's not that breaking, but I had to get your attention somehow. I'm doing this as a favor to my buddy Zoro, who is weirdly shy about promoting himself (c'mon buddy not good when you're starting a business!)

Have you ever wanted to get fit? Get sexy? Learn to dance??

Here's your chance! Come down to the Strongman Gym across the street from the Inkwell Bar tomorrow at 10PM and you can take your very first Pole Dancing class with resident strongman Ryouta "Zoro" Ono! Trust me, you won't regret it. I've seen him on a pole. He's very good.


[Everything in this post is a lie (except for the part where Toshi really has seen Zoro on a pole before). There are no dance classes. Just someone trolling his good friend...and maybe knocking out a bingo square in the process.]
crudest: (♚ sounds fake but ok)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-07-29 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
0/10 sounds fake
guy can't even work a dance cage
don't trust
crudest: (♚ have you ever been so tired)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-07-29 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
dunno like a week ago?
actually
don't know how he got out
someone hates art i guess
crudest: (♚ sounds fake but ok)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-07-29 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
like i said
0/10
no idea how to swing his hips
modern day tragedy
crudest: (♚ TAKE THEM AWAY)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-07-29 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
IF IT'S NOT SEXY WHAT'S EVEN THE FUCKIN POINT TOASTY
crudest: (♚ don't wannaaaaa)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-07-29 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
z has all the sexuality of a sad, soggy, smelly graham cracker
so
no
i don't believe you
crudest: (♚ is better than? none??)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-07-29 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
i left him with a whole bottle of tequila
trust me
it wasn't gonna get any better

you're trying too hard to convince me that z is sexy
lying is a sin y'know
and not one of the fun ones
crudest: (♚ ya lying sack of lard)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-07-29 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
or you don't have taste
either's fair game

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[personal profile] stopbleeding 2017-07-29 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
baren's got a point.
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[personal profile] stopbleeding 2017-07-29 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
there's no venture.
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[personal profile] stopbleeding 2017-07-29 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
you didn't rent out space did you.
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[personal profile] stopbleeding 2017-07-29 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
good. they can find someone else to dedicate themselves to.

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