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Okay, it's not that breaking, but I had to get your attention somehow. I'm doing this as a favor to my buddy Zoro, who is weirdly shy about promoting himself (c'mon buddy not good when you're starting a business!)
Have you ever wanted to get fit? Get sexy? Learn to dance??
Here's your chance! Come down to the Strongman Gym across the street from the Inkwell Bar tomorrow at 10PM and you can take your very first Pole Dancing class with resident strongman Ryouta "Zoro" Ono! Trust me, you won't regret it. I've seen him on a pole. He's very good.
[Everything in this post is a lie (except for the part where Toshi really has seen Zoro on a pole before). There are no dance classes. Just someone trolling his good friend...and maybe knocking out a bingo square in the process.]
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guy can't even work a dance cage
don't trust
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about the pole
not the cage
when was he in a dance cage??
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actually
don't know how he got out
someone hates art i guess
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zoro in a cage sounds awesome
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0/10
no idea how to swing his hips
modern day tragedy
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i've been on the wrong end of his hip swings
not sexy
but effective
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look at me
two weeks in zoro's pole class and i can move with the best of them!
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so
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i don't believe you
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was he still sober when he got put in the cage
that's important
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trust me
it wasn't gonna get any better
you're trying too hard to convince me that z is sexy
lying is a sin y'know
and not one of the fun ones
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either's fair game
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i'll help you get this venture off the ground!
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classes don't start until tomorrow
you've got time to get over your nerves
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no renting involved, he sees us often enough
said it was fine
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