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[arahoushi]

Breaking news!

Okay, it's not that breaking, but I had to get your attention somehow. I'm doing this as a favor to my buddy Zoro, who is weirdly shy about promoting himself (c'mon buddy not good when you're starting a business!)

Have you ever wanted to get fit? Get sexy? Learn to dance??

Here's your chance! Come down to the Strongman Gym across the street from the Inkwell Bar tomorrow at 10PM and you can take your very first Pole Dancing class with resident strongman Ryouta "Zoro" Ono! Trust me, you won't regret it. I've seen him on a pole. He's very good.

[Everything in this post is a lie (except for the part where Toshi really has seen Zoro on a pole before). There are no dance classes. Just someone trolling his good friend...and maybe knocking out a bingo square in the process.]

Comments

[crudest]

0/10 sounds fake
guy can't even work a dance cage
don't trust

[stopbleeding]

baren's got a point.

[arahoushi]

i have video evidence to the contrary
about the pole
not the cage
when was he in a dance cage??

[arahoushi]

no need to be shy buddy
i'll help you get this venture off the ground!

[crudest]

dunno like a week ago?
actually
don't know how he got out
someone hates art i guess

[stopbleeding]

there's no venture.

[arahoushi]

i'm sad i missed this
zoro in a cage sounds awesome

[crudest]

like i said
0/10
no idea how to swing his hips
modern day tragedy

[arahoushi]

yet

[arahoushi]

that is a damn shame
i've been on the wrong end of his hip swings
not sexy
but effective

[crudest]

IF IT'S NOT SEXY WHAT'S EVEN THE FUCKIN POINT TOASTY

[arahoushi]

listen sexy can be taught!!
look at me
two weeks in zoro's pole class and i can move with the best of them!

[stopbleeding]

ever.

[crudest]

z has all the sexuality of a sad, soggy, smelly graham cracker
so
no
i don't believe you

[arahoushi]

give it time give it time
classes don't start until tomorrow
you've got time to get over your nerves

[arahoushi]

ok but
was he still sober when he got put in the cage
that's important

[crudest]

i left him with a whole bottle of tequila
trust me
it wasn't gonna get any better

you're trying too hard to convince me that z is sexy
lying is a sin y'know
and not one of the fun ones

[arahoushi]

sounds like maybe he's just not your type

[crudest]

or you don't have taste
either's fair game

[stopbleeding]

both of you stop objectifying me.

[crudest]

you normally let me get away with it
do you wanna be sexy, z

[stopbleeding]

you didn't rent out space did you.

[stopbleeding]

i don't care. i just want you to stop talking about me like that. it's weird. i can see it.

[crudest]

it's weird because you can see it????
can i still talk about how you can't dance for shit

[arahoushi]

okay okay fair enough
"there's no accounting for taste" and all that i guess