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Comments

[crudest]

i'm like this to everyone
you know that

[protegge]

[opens mouth]

[closes mouth]

[HE'S......... GOT A POINT]

well it sucks

[nailed it]

[crudest]

he can take it or leave it
same as everybody else
i'm an equal opportunity jackass

[protegge]

[Well this is clearly a pointless train of conversation so Mista is gonna change it.]

did you drink like 20 five hour energies

how are you this perky after zapping monsters for days

[crudest]

felt like a couple hours
apparently i've been through worse
in my past life i ran from dinosaurs

[you know what

that was even really true until the last word]

[protegge]

no you fucking didn't

[HE BELIEVED IT UNTIL THE LAST WORD . . . which is ironic considering somebody in his canon has dinosaur powers. wild.]

[crudest]

what the fuck, man

[baren has been committed to this lie since may he's not giving it up]

[protegge]

no YOU what the fuck

dont lie to me about dinosaurs man dinosaurs are too cool for your bullshit

[crudest]

IT'S NOT BULLSHIT, JACKASS

[protegge]

[oh my god he finally got baren mad. HALLELUJAH.]

its definitely bullshit
you probably fought a lizard
like a gecko or something

[crudest]

what
how is that
more believable to you than dinosaurs

[protegge]

BECAUSE DINOSAURS
ARE
EXTINCT
BAREN

[crudest]

that CAN'T be the weirdest shit you've ever heard people getting here
some asshole think he's a god
another one soulbonded to a fucking blender

[protegge]

well also youre not cool enough to fight a dinosaur and win

soulbonded to a which what now

[crudest]

you need to go dumpster diving for victory
don't talk to me about being cool

also
you fucking heard me

[protegge]

i got some antique victory on my mantle i dont need to go dumpster diving for shit

i heard you but i hate what i heard
what the fuck baren

[crudest]

liar
i remember you using a trash can lid

see?
now apologize to my dinosaurs, jackass

[protegge]

that trash can lid was dope
even you thought it was dope

no

[crudest]

i don't even use the word dope
you were hallucinating
go lay down

i'm gonna tell them to eat you

[protegge]

IM WALKING DOWN THE STREET I CANT LAY DOWN

thats ok theyre not real so i dont care

[crudest]

HURRY UP

i'll come up with something catchy for your gravestone
here lies missy
bc he talked shit about dinos
laugh at his ghost

[protegge]

WHY DO YOU CARE HOW FAST IM WALKING BAREN

id be ok with people laughing at my ghost
i dont want them to be scared of me if im a ghost so if mocking me is what it takes thats cool
ill leave them some neat portents

maybe ill spell out in lipstick in a mirror "dinosaurs are fake as hell"

[crudest]

SOMEONE'S WAITING FOR YOU JACKASS

would you be a friendly ghost
that speaks in random italian

also fuck you

[protegge]

still doesnt explain why you care

yeah i would id be the best ghost ever and everyone would love me tbh

also no