sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[notbunaga]

i got stabbed on a train by some girl with a samurai sword
well
kind of stabbed
only the tip went in
i think i like...grabbed the sword with my bare hand and stopped it?

[parodeity]

well damn
you went fucking hard
did you feel the pain too
when you remembered it
i had one with some injury shit in it and
it kinda felt super real at the time

[notbunaga]

yeah
i had to check after it happened cause i was convinced i should be bleeding a little but it was fine
what happened to you?

private suddenly for some reason?????

[parodeity]

got shot
keep that on the lowdown tho
but yeah it wasnt thrilling

[notbunaga]

[The privacy thing she understands, at least. She'll talk about what happened so long as they don't talk about How It Made Her Feel because

well

feelings are gross and vulnerable]

huh
i wonder if there's a reason some of us had violent
uh
dreams? hallucinations? idk
since i dont think everyone did

[parodeity]

[ it is Mostly because he's PRETTY SURE he could trigger something in 1) jade 2) rose, and he doesn't want to. ]

im not sure
it wasnt my first one my first one was just fucking weird
but at least 1-2 other people told me about violent first ones
its kind of weird?

[gemgineer]

wait...
are you telling me there's a CONSPIRACY going on and i'm not in on it???
i've never had a hallucination like that!
i don't remember doing something i don't remembering doing?
(actually what does that even mean)
i've just had this stupid song stuck in my head for a few days
i'm missing out on all the fun :(

[parodeity]

well
is it a song that exists or not
a few people have had songs theyve never heard suddenly show up all full tilt
so you never know peri maybe the conspiracy has been in you all along

[gemgineer]

it exists in my head!!!
but no one i've tried singing it to has heard of it!
maybe i AM a part of the conspiracy
kind of wish i had hallucinations instead of a song though

[parodeity]

sing it to me i know a lot of bands other people dont
if i dont know it and google doesnt know it
youre definitely part of the conspiracy

[gemgineer]

okay fine but don't laugh!
my singing ability is
underdeveloped
but i gotta know if i'm conspiracy material so

[ She switches the feed over to audio and sings this song, starting out slowly and then committing more to it as she sings. ]

[parodeity]

ive never heard the song before
but its really damn catchy
kinda wanna write some bg music to it
soooooo
id say you ARE conspiracy material
congrats???