sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[onceandfuturemascot]

I had an incredibly vivid dream about standing over some bleeding guy in a shed
I didn't really care to analyze that
It seemed less important than an entire species getting replaced out of reality
But if there's a pattern it probably ties back into this thing

[parodeity]

i classified it as less important at first too
but it keeps happening so
im officially classing this as a thing that might be important

[ he remembered dying ok he's a little shook up ]

whend the shed dream happen?

[onceandfuturemascot]

Night after Founder's Day
It was strange, too
It felt like I was wearing armor and carrying a sword
So I'm not sure if it was about me beating up some kid or coming across someone someone else had been hurting or what

[parodeity]

hm
i dont think anyone has had any before founders day
but im not sure if thats important or not
i guess its relevant to know since it seems to be a pattern?

re: what to think about that
id pick whichever option you like best
personally id prefer to believe in such a situation
that i was like not the person who beat someone to a pulp
but ymmv

[onceandfuturemascot]

I didn't feel like I recognized him
And he had a lot of blood on his shirt already
So I think I came into a scene that was already happening
It's weird because I'm pretty sure my dreams are usually third person?
Like I see myself doing things
This definitely felt like seeing through my own eyes though

[parodeity]

mine are usually first person
i think dreams kind of vary
but its definitely weird if its not how you usually do it
but
i dont think these are really dreams
not sure i want to hazard a guess as to what they are but
they sure are a fucking thing arent they
felt way too real

[onceandfuturemascot]

If its in your head and its not a dream
That pretty much leaves hallucinations and memories
And I think hallucinations in your sleep are just
Dreams

[parodeity]

have you ever had a dream this vivid though

[onceandfuturemascot]

Not even a little

[parodeity]

yeah same here
so
i feel weird calling it a dream or anything like that ig?

[onceandfuturemascot]

So what would you call it?
Deal by?
*deja vu?

[parodeity]

deja vu
or like
deja without the original vu
but so much more real