sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[me_matey]

okay so

i've never been on a plane in my life. not once. never flown anywhere or even so much as been on the top floor of a really tall building

but i had a dream of legit actual flying. not like superman flying but like on a vessel of some kind. it was surreal af but comforting in some way?????

idk if that counts for what yer goin for m8y but there you go

-She resisted the urge to shitpost. Praise her.-

[parodeity]

if you mean like a dream at night im not sure it counts
but thanks for the thought?
im not talking like normal dreams
more weirder shit

[me_matey]

if you mean like midday hallucinations, idk, this was more like a daydream, but i guess it doesnt count. either way, id never had it before.

[parodeity]

ok but
daydreaming about flying
doesnt super count for this
im talking vivid recollections
not like
bored thoughts in class

[me_matey]

i guess not.

still, ur hallucinating? weird stuff, but with everything else going on, doesnt seem out of place.

[parodeity]

me and a bunch of other people
idk if thats the right word but whatever its close enough

[me_matey]

i feel like every time i look at this weird thing, some new twilight zone shit is going down

[parodeity]

i mean
pretty accurate

[me_matey]

any minute now rod sterlings gonna walk in from off frame and tell us the lesson we should be learning.

[parodeity]

"dont expect anything to make sense ever kids" is all i got

[me_matey]

there is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. it is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. it is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. this is the dimension of imagination. it is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

and i dont know shit about it. submitted for your approval.

[parodeity]

twilight zone sounds about right tho
it makes more sense than any other theory
that were trapped in an ep of that?

[me_matey]

hopefully not one of the ones where everyone is dead

[parodeity]

isnt that every twilight zone ep really