sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[parodeity]

[ HE REMEMBERED DYING AND BROKE THE CHICKEN GAME...rip ]

i would absolutely love some coffee
senior year + weird shit is a stupid combo
but i figure so is college + weird shit
or even work + weird shit

[sharplydressed]

[SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT... And that's a pretty dang legitimate reason, honestly, no one wants to deal with Death Memories right after horses disappear from the face of the planet.]

basically yeah (ﾟｰﾟ
anyway what kind, or do you want a surprise
also pick one: strawberry, chocolate or banana

[parodeity]

[ bring back the horses, if only for dirk strider who is suffering? dave is just weirded out about that tbh but dirk loved them. ]

i will take a surprise since ill drink like any kind
i usually drown mine in like caramel or cream or sugar or w/e admittedly
strawberry

[sharplydressed]

[His ass would probably also be suffering if cats disappeared, so he understands. HE GETS IT.

He's also jotting this down on a notepad.]

give me like 30 minutes and i'll be over to
wherever you are

where are you?

[parodeity]

where in apprassage would you want to meet
ill be out in like 20 and then i can go wherever
the world is my oyster

[sharplydressed]

is outside of the uni okay? the west entrance, i'll be closer to that side i think

[He thinks.]

[parodeity]

yeah thats more than fine
ill find a bench out there and chillax
i dont have anything to do otherwise today till later

[sharplydressed]

okay! i'll be there asap

[AND AWAY HE NYOOMS--]