sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[swordere]

Oh, okay. So this is A Thing and not just... I don't know, something random caused by exhaustion. That's what I thought at first, anyway.

Not that it really explains what sort of Thing, but at least I feel a little less crazy.

[parodeity]

yeah it kind of helps if you know its not just you doesnt it
had the same feel when i first talked about it
only bothered to talk about it w people i trusted originally but
its kind of hit the point maybe we should chat about it you know

[swordere]

This might be a sign of something very bad for all we know, but. Safety in numbers, right?
Or something like that.

Honestly I thought it was a little too vivid to just be a regular daydream or hallucination anyway.
Not that I've ever had a hallucination, but...
I don't think it's normal to just dream up a whole song out of nowhere.

[parodeity]

basically
as long as were all in this together we may as well try to be a team

so you just
dreamed up the words to a song?

[swordere]

No, not just the words. The whole song.
So lyrics, music, a dance routine, everything.

I was the one singing it. And also there was a camera crew filming everything.

[parodeity]

so
you had a vision about being a pop star

[swordere]

........

Essentially. Yes.
It was very surreal.

[parodeity]

man i know all about surreality
it is an unfortunate thing i have had way too much close personal contact with
seriously considering getting a restraining order against it tbqh

thats the only one you got tho?

[swordere]

Dear Surreality,
Kindly stay at least 500 feet away from us at all times so that we may hold onto our sanity.
Thank you.

Yes, just the one.
You've had multiple?

[parodeity]

lets hire a lawyer and get that shit certified

lmao yeah
im up to like
shit
what even is it
5+ something

[swordere]

Damn.

[She types that without even thinking. Coming from Melody, "damn" is pretty freaking strong.]

I mean.
That's a lot. I think? Yes, it's a lot.
Which explains even more why you would bring it up, I suppose.

[parodeity]

yeah it got to the point where i was like
ok come on
time to break the sanity stronghold and give me a lil more than shitposting
which is saying something because i fucking love shitposting