sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[parodeity]

the building
the retrospec building in tisse
it locks you in if you go there

[true_noir]

Yes, I noticed. It's where I had my vision, after all. Without explanation, it was as if I were given a travel voucher to convince me to go to Corsica, directly in my mind.

Disturbing, along with the fact that I was locked into a room with only a few decorations, chairs, and an elevator that does not work. Almost as if they have an office just because they are expected to, to keep us quiet.

I am starting to sound like Ryoga, am I not?

[parodeity]

i honestly couldnt tell you since ive talked to that dude all of 1 time

my bro pried open the elevator panel
theres like nothing in there

[true_noir]

Friendly sort, but a little goes a long way. He and one other seem to have a fascination for conspiracies that is a bit infectious, though the other is worse.

Wait, as in it is simply an elevator door in front of a wall? Why would someone do something like that? The desk and chairs and a phone for appearances, yes. I could understand this, but why an elevator?

[parodeity]

yeah well
this is the kind of environment where a conspiracy theorist may not be all wrong

no as in like
the panel with the buttons on the outside
has no wires
so theres no way to call it down

[true_noir]

I am worried that you are correct in that. So, perhaps we will all sound like them soon.

That is just as bad as there being nothing behind the doors. Either way, it is just an elevator door to appear that there is an elevator. It is as ridiculous as a bird that people should ride on taking the place of a horse.

[parodeity]

that makes me a trendsetter doesnt it

basically
i really dont get any of this honestly but at least talking about it makes me feel less like a headcase

[true_noir]

It would seem so, at least to some extent. And we do seem to be 'in the same boat,' as it were. None of this makes sense, but not being alone dealing with it is much better than the alternative. Eventually, maybe many heads will be better than one.

[parodeity]

aw shit
smells like team spirit up in here
is this where we break into a song and dance number

[true_noir]

[She was taking time to understand this sense of humor. It wasn't easy, because it wasn't how she usually spoke or thought. But, talking to May helped.]

Is this where I should fetch my fancy shoes? I could do that, though I should warn that I am a very good dancer.

[well, she tried anyway.]

[parodeity]

its chill i can carry us through our dancing with the stars number
im obviously the star in our pair up
gotta beat off the little people with a stick
i run a blog you know

[true_noir]

Do you now? I have never been one for such activities myself. I can never think of what to say, so you must clearly be more famous than I. Either way, I will defer to you for the online dancing.

[parodeity]

you should read my blog sometime its pretty chill
i also run a webcomic

[true_noir]

I will give it a look soon. But, you said that you have a webcomic? What is it about?

[parodeity]

sbahj
sweet bro and hella jeff
its a tale of two dudes being bros
and other such things

[true_noir]

It sounds interesting.

[It actually sounded a bit tame and pedestrian on the surface, but she was inclined to humor him. Besides, there were many things that sounded like that at the very surface, and were anything but normal and pedestrian.]

Send me a link, and I will have to look it over.

[parodeity]

[ godspeed chloe ]

sure lemme know what you think

[true_noir]

[What was she even looking at? This was borderline gibberish! She cocked her head and attempted to decipher it. No, no, it was still gibberish.]

I am not sure. Let me get back to you on this, but thank you for showing me. I will enjoy reading it.

[Well, she'd try anyway.]

[parodeity]

see you at work later then chloe