sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[parodeity]

because i can picture those
your description was pretty spot fucking on
just
missing the fashion choices

not getting anything from your thunder bomb tho
hit me with your third shot bro

[daemonized]

A tonberry. A small, green, hooded creature that carries a kitchen knife and a lantern to guide it in the night. It waddles when it moves.

[An attachment is sent, a doodle drawn hastily on a notepad, when he had this conversation with Aranea not all that long ago.]

Anything?

[parodeity]

no nothing with that one
so just the first one gave me a thing
not sure why the fuck
but at least it followed the rule of "sort of like what you said ig"
so its not
completely random
beyond the fact its completely random
what the shit

[daemonized]

It is vaguely related, if not a bit more comical than what my mind decided to throw at me. But if this most recent example is any indication, it appears there has to be some correlation for them to happen.

Or, I would say that, if not for the fact that I don't know what possibly could have triggered mine.

Anything else about these jester-giants other than the fact that you "saw" them in your head?

[parodeity]

they were hulking obsidian giants with bad fashion sense
i get the feeling you were supposed to stab them
nothing specific tho

welp
guess im well on my way to a degree in freakonomics
since my conspiracy theories arent totally conspiracy

[daemonized]

And since when is it a good idea to stab a towering, jester-clad giant? What a strange impulse to feel.

If it's not conspiracy, then we're merely treading closer to the edge of the truth. Isn't that exciting?

[Also disturbing.]

[parodeity]

idk probably when they started being monstrous and presumably aggressive?

also
sure it is
but i deserve like a diploma for all my effort im putting in here at this rate honestly

[daemonized]

See, I hardly feel that way about my monsters. [It’s weird, calling them his, but he’s sure Dave knows what he means.] They’re dangerous, but they don’t inspire fear. What does that say about me, I wonder?

And your sacrifice is much appreciated by everyone. I can make one for you if you like; it’ll be quite official-looking and you can hang it above your desk and gloat about it for days to come.

[parodeity]

id like to know why the fuck were all remembering different bestiaries here
does that mean anything other than vaguely annoying things

yes
i want a diploma for this bullshittery
i absolutely deserve that in my life

[daemonized]

We should put together a list. An actual bestiary to keep track. Apparently the list keeps expanding as we speak.

[Ardyn just keeps triggering things, make it stop.]

[parodeity]

youre a dangerous dude and should probably be put in network jail

[daemonized]

But then who else among us would cause you random hallucinations about creatures in clown costumes?

[parodeity]

hopefully no one
like
i hope the number of people who can do that is not above one????????