sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[parodeity]

when did you see a thing?

[strongestheart]

Shortly after Founder's Day! I woke up in the middle of the night, but... it didn't feel like a dream. I know it didn't!

[parodeity]

so it was post that for you too
and
well
if it was super vivid it might not have been
tho were mostly unagreed as to what it WAS

[strongestheart]

Well at least I'm not alone!

But the other people I saw in it, even though I've met all of them, I've never seen them... together? I don't know if any of them know each other, besides knowing me!

[parodeity]

hm
well
ive seen shit involving my family
that we never did
if that helps?

[strongestheart]

Sort of, but at least they know each other. I've never seen any of these girls in the same place at the same time.

Not to mention the baby and the floating animals...

[parodeity]

the floating what nows

[strongestheart]

Brightly colored tiny floating animals color coded to the anime hair of most the people in the room.

[parodeity]

uhhhhh
thats weird
maybe they were high tech fashion accessories?

[strongestheart]

No, I'm pretty sure they were alive!

[parodeity]

were they like talking

[strongestheart]

I dunno! That's a good question, but it wasn't a long enough memory. An old man was yelling at it for most of it.

[Only she would say that it's a "good question" if animals were talking.]

[parodeity]

what were you in trouble for

[strongestheart]

It was a pillow fight, so I'm guessing noise? Or they- we? should have been in bed.

[parodeity]

so the typical kind of teenybopper shenanigans
at least it wasnt anything too serious
that aside tho
i should probably hit the road and get a start on homework so ill talk to you later