sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[parodeity]

i think that helps?
like
i myself am pretty sure weird clown ogres exist so
high five for shit thats random ig
i dont understand anything but im gonna pretend i do
gonna major in this shit

[hjack69]

i mean idk if this helps either but ever since i was a kid ive dreamed about this
idk
angel?
but shes not a normal angel shes all trapped and shit
shes just sad
might not even be related but i didnt think it was weird until all this crap started happening

[parodeity]

i dont think its exactly what were looking for here
since mostly is like
vivid recalls that are related
and post founders day shit

[hjack69]

so what do you remember
i mean so far my memory thing was AWESOME just imagine what else i could get
fuckin
idk throw some memes at me lets see what sticks

[parodeity]

uh
quite a few things
have you ever heard of a crude ogre i guess
big black monster wears clown shit

[hjack69]

ok what exactly do you mean by " clown shit "
are we talking frickin cicero the jester or pennywise or sad birthday clown or what
what flavor of clown are we dippin into here

[parodeity]

like
more harlequin shit i guess?????