sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[rhapsodeity]

[ oh my god, the fact he keeps trying to match her heart for heart is adorable ]

no one actually thinks youre insane, you know
we may joke about it but i think we are all kind of scared about the prospect of being crazy ourselves
but i dont think this is a situation in which people may or may not be crazy, we are not living one flew over the cuckoos nest, i believe
what do you think caused it, then?

it is a philosophy
what makes it not a philosophy to you??

lol
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[parodeity]

i think that a lot of people got one unrelated whatever that day
i myself can pinpoint the origin of everything except the first stupid flashback

what
i want a non philosophy as one

<3

[ nailed it ]

[rhapsodeity]

i seeeeeeee....
sign
well, in that case, its possible we cant avoid some of them
it is already determined that we have to see these things
but i also know what you mean by pinpointing the origin of them, too

you want a non philosophy for a philosophy
that makes it a philosophy

[ she was going to continue with the hearts thing but she'll let him Rest for now ]

[parodeity]

no see
i eschew all philosophies including the non philosophy
i just do my own thing
free from all creedos
except maybe shit my ma says

[rhapsodeity]

thats called nihilism

[parodeity]

i reject nihilism

[rhapsodeity]

isnt that the core of nihilism?

[parodeity]

no because im rejecting it therefore i cant be doing it as i reject it

[rhapsodeity]

but maybe the true form of nihilism is to reject nihilism???
since nihilism is about reject all philosophies and ways of life....
why are we even talking about how much of a nihilist you are?????
youre a mamas boy who would probably sell me out for her chili

[ SHES TEASING ]

[parodeity]

so youre saying i am the most nihilist of all nihilists by not being a nihilist
youre saying every religion or not religion wants me

also thats clearly an unfair thing to say
my mas chili is great
ANYONE would sell ANYONE out for a taste of it

[rhapsodeity]

yes, dave
you are the king nihilist
its you
it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of nihilism you can act out.........

see???
you are a total mamas boy
it is like she is the only thing you believe in
so maybe you are not a nihilist in the end :p

[parodeity]

i can be a nihilist and a mamas boy if i wanna be
dont you believe in me jade
dont you support my dreams?