sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[parodeity]

technically they didnt get on the float
their beads did
maybe they did a cold swap beforehand from whatever was gonna be thrown originally?
but also
we are potentially dealing with an organization who erased horses from existence
maybe
so

***ROXY DONT READ THIS IF YOURE NOT SITTING DOWN***
i dont know if dirk said anything to her
anyway
picture this
its all rainbows and sprinkles and candy and shit and everyones doped to high hell
dirk is dirk and hes the only one not grinning like a fucking creeper
well he says i was smiling normal style but as i am me
who the fuck knows
everyones hoisting rose and yet another random alien on chairs
its wedding time
rose is in a classy tux
random alien chick is in a dress
no one has any idea what the fuck is going on
though i assume the answer is "wedding"
however the answer is also "who even fucking knows"

[voideity]

this is what i get for readin all ur shit
i cant believe we dropped acid at roseys wedding that never happened

(hi jake sup enjoyin ur hallucinations)

[potentite]

(Tbh I'm regretting it right now but hey Roxy.
Heard Dirk nailed you too with the technocolour vomit hell.
I guess we liked it so much (????) we decided to do it again for Rose.)

[voideity]

(he sure did but it was my fault since i was like so how about four eyed cats
i guess so?? idfgi at all
like how
did that all occur
but worse shit to be doing i guess??)

[parodeity]

hey i put in a warning for you to quit it if you werent sitting down
you ok?

[voideity]

i wasnt sitting down
i was laying down
and dropped my phone on my face
which is better than dropping it down the stairs
like that one time we dont talk about lmao

[parodeity]

rox how can we stop talking about it if you keep bringing it up

[voideity]

uh
thats a good question
doesnt help i have the whole incident on video
on vine
and instagram
and facebook
hm

[parodeity]

i think maybe youre bad about keeping your embarrassing past in the past sis

[potentite]

Welp there's another one for my list of shit.
I've never seen a wedding like that. Shit.
Why does Dirk luck out on this and not wind up high as fuck?
And why did we do this twice? It feels awful.

[parodeity]

hey i apparently only did it once
maybe
also idk
dirk says my smile was less high as fuck too but thats not super helpful as a descriptor
at least he was reassuringly calm tho

[potentite]

Only once is forgivable. But man what about the rest of us?
So what should we be doing with all this information anyway?
Any idea?
Because I'm pretty stumped myself. It's not like we can ask anyone at this company...

[parodeity]

youre all sugar junkies and will die of diabetes
i guess
as to what we should be doing
im personally just finding patterns and locking them in
its better than just ignoring it
even if we dont know what were doing with the info atm
having it is better than not having it ig
and also at least weve learned
dont tell people jack shit if youre not prepared for the consequences