sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[erythristic]

that much is true, but aspects of it are things that don't even add up. one and three together doesn't make thirteen, that level of things being off.

though frankly i think i'm already in that club with how i remember horses being a thing a few weeks ago.

[parodeity]

so whats the thing that doesnt add up
monsters seem to be a common theme
or idol dreams

[erythristic]

human beings don't have that strength. also i've never been on a cruise ship in my life.

[parodeity]

were you lifting weights in a cruise ship gym
?

[erythristic]

well you already admitted something about boiling in soup
i suppose i owe it to you to express the truth
which is that i was wielding a chainsaw with one hand on a cruise ship deck somewhere exceptionally cold.
the dream strength saved my life from the undead, though.

good lord but even typing this out makes me doubt its reality.

[parodeity]

right
thats the problem with sanity chicken
even when you won youve still got shit that makes you go maybe i shouldve lost

thats pretty badass though
remembering a zombie thriller
where you were the heroic lead

[erythristic]

i felt like a proper heroine about the whole thing, at least. almost stylish, if you can call zombie killing that.
but you can see why i woke up and thought firstly that i was probably stressed out enough that it was showing up in my dreams. or that my subconscious decided to run wild on me.
i mean, everyone wants a chance to be a star every now and then.

[in her dreams, she is the star. it's her.]

[parodeity]

yeah i got that
my first thing happened while i was wide awake just chilling so
i didnt think it was a dream so much as crazy
i had one like a dream the other night though

[erythristic]

was it weirder than the soup?

[parodeity]

yes
druggie sugar acid trip beats soup

[erythristic]

oh okay.
dirk asked me if a drug to influence such a trip existed, actually, and i had to tell him no.

[parodeity]

of course he did
welp
good to know the reasonable explanations are completely out of reach though
i figured as much already
gestures at horses
by which i mean
gestures at chocobos

[erythristic]

if it was just him a combination of drugs would be a farfetched if possible solution, but it was both of you.
a moment of silence for horses however.

[guess who realized all her costume drama films now have chocobos in them and got peeved.]

[parodeity]

ive had so many moments of silence for horses
have you not had any weird moments then