sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[notyourutopian]

That's a whole different set of worries.

My Little Chocobos?
A chocobo drowning in the never ending story?
What is the name of the Lone Ranger's Nephew's Chocobo?

At least we're comfortable with it.

[parodeity]

i honestly dont know the name of the lone rangers nephoews chocobo
probably the same as the horses

[notyourutopian]

It's from a movie.
I was just trying to think of things that could've been changed to chocobo.
Minor things.

[parodeity]

i mean
i guess minor and major everythings swapped
im getting used to pretending thats not a weird thing for like
normal people

[notyourutopian]

I was trying to think of maybe things they might have missed.
Whoever changed this.
But I am probably just being overly optimistic.

[parodeity]

have you been looking for shit theyve missed like
nancy drew style?

[notyourutopian]

Maybe.
A little bit.

I can't help my journalistic curiosity!

[parodeity]

so like what all have you found out about chocobos while doing it
is everything now chocobo-ified

[notyourutopian]

I didn't think to check old movies but...
You know the Kentucky Derby?
All chocobos now.
The painting of George Washington on a horse is on a gold chocobo.
Even the Headless Horseman is a Headless Chocoboman now.

[parodeity]

oh my fuck i immediately need a pic of george washington for my wall

[notyourutopian]

You can probably buy one online now.
Or just print one out.
Or swipe the one at school, since it's changed too.

[parodeity]

im gonna ask for a painting of it for my bday

[notyourutopian]

A nice six foot tall spread?
Something to hang in a grand entrance way?

[parodeity]

second item on my bday wishlist:
a grand entranceway

[notyourutopian]

That seems a little less doable.
You could donate a giant painting of it to the city on the condition they hang it in the city hall lobby?

[parodeity]

you underestimate my family
but also yeah that sounds reasonable
why you always gotta be so reasonable el

[notyourutopian]

I'm just a practical girl, I suppose.
See a problem, solve a problem.

Or at least offer hopefully not terrible advice about a problem.
Can't win them all, really.

[parodeity]

have you offered terrible advice before
shit spill

[notyourutopian]

All my advice is great, you know.
If it didn't work, it must've been the execution.
Of course.




Hopefully.
Oh probably not but I can dream.

[parodeity]

ok hit me with some more advice then
for like
man i dont even know
dealing with crazy?

[notyourutopian]

Well I can tell you that so far my plan on dealing with the crazy has basically been not to

Because I don't think we're crazy
Something bizarre is going on that only we seem to have noticed
But that's not crazy

[parodeity]

someone else just suggested a twilight zone ep which sounds about right?

[notyourutopian]

For Your Consideration:

Two Hundred People...remembering things that never happened...and trapped on a social network that could install on a toaster...

In the Twilight Zone





ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne

[parodeity]

ok but will you tape record yourself doing the intro

[notyourutopian]

Probably
It won't be as funny though I'll probably wind up laughing halfway through