sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[hjack69]

omg they WERE unicorns
i completely forgot to mention that but they had two horns
im frickin dying inside this is so cool

[parodeity]

oh right you said
ponies
i just cant picture diamond horses without sparkly fucking horns like
those little horse shows or whatever
with all the gems
lord

[hjack69]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god
fuckin
diamond UNICORNS
with TWO HORNS
so ig bicorns or whatever
thank u based dave this is so frickin insane and i love it
i want twelve of them

[ He's having A Moment, give him a sec. ]

[parodeity]

i mean youd have to get horses back first probably

[hjack69]

oh come on dont tell me diamond unicorns would fall in the same species as horses

[parodeity]

well
i cant say theyre any less weird than chocobos
how do you suggest we get them tho
like
a jpeg littered summoning ritual or

[hjack69]

obv we write satanic chants in comic sans and hope for the best

[parodeity]

if nothing else were gonna summon a jpeg stay puft marshmallow man