sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[parodeity]

man
what does it say about reality that horses were holding it together though
like
whats next
whats next man
are they coming for teh cats
or the doritos
or our sense of reality
wait shit they got the last one already
what would a guardian of time and space even look like do you think

[goen]

You've got it all wrong. The cats are the one coming for us.
When Retrospec first launched, what were all the posts about? Cats. There were way bigger problems at hand, but everywhere, cats!! They're totally in cahoots. Mind control. Cat hypnotism. Think about it. #catspiracy
The guardian of time and space is probably a giant horse or something. That's why his people are gone.

[ If Yato sounds crazy right now, it's because he's making TOO MUCH SENSE. ]

[parodeity]

ok but if the cats are coming for us
do we really want to stop them
theyre cats
they might do that thing where they roll over on their backs and curl their paws in and twist their heads
and well just be like
aw
fuck
cant save the human race theyre too damn cute

although those sound like the words of a dog person
the words you just said
so maybe youre gonna have to lead the rebellion