sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[twelfthspark]

You *would* be a fan lol.

[Overly dramatic... hell, he would fit right in on the show.]

[daemonized]

More like a doting uncle. I'd be a sorry excuse for a family member if I didn't boost viewership by watching on occasion.

[twelfthspark]

How thoughtful~ Anyone I'd recognize?

[didn't she just try to imply she doesn't watch it...]

[daemonized]

Oh, so you do watch it?

[twelfthspark]

No fair answering a question with a question 😑

[daemonized]

Merely curious, since you had called those who watched it "bored nerds" just a seconds before.

[twelfthspark]

They could have been in more than one show!

[daemonized]

My, now someone sounds defensive.

[twelfthspark]

Anyway, I said nerds who watch the show too *much*.

[daemonized]

How much is too much? One needs to watch every episode to follow the story, don't they?

[twelfthspark]

[Don't call her out like this...]

Come on you know what I mean.

[daemonized]

But I do hate to assume.

However, to answer your initial question, Iris Amicitia is my niece.

[twelfthspark]

Oh, cool. ✨ We've met, actually!

[daemonized]

Small world, as they say. Where did you meet her?

[twelfthspark]

Picking out shoes at the Towers a couple months ago.

[daemonized]

That isn't terribly surprising, given her love for fashion. I take it the two of you got on well enough?

[twelfthspark]

Pretty well. :)

Sorry to cut you short professor but I've got to get off the phone

[daemonized]

Of course. Don't let me keep you.