sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

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[furtherforward]

out of somebody's hands, more like.
it's mundane. pointless. but I didn't remember doing it until now.

[parodeity]

i think that definitely counts and honestly
im a little jelly
when the fuck do i get something mundane
instead of like weird clown monsters

[furtherforward]

do mundane things and maybe the mundane will follow.

unless that's what you were already doing. then I have no suggestions, except to try the opposite. do risky things and the mundane will follow?

[parodeity]

i was doing mundane things
maybe i should start to try to be an andrenaline junkie like bro tho
if mundane things gets me this weird ass shit

[furtherforward]

it's worth a try! jump off a 15-story building! rob a bank without a disguise! order food you hate! the possibilities are both endless and ridiculous.

but try not to die, or else you won't get anything.

[parodeity]

i mean do you ever really get anything if you die
aside from the death with a side of corpseness

[furtherforward]

I wouldn't know, I haven't tried it out yet. I'm not so experienced.

[parodeity]

if anyone ever claims experience there ill be worried
tho
i guess i have dream experience??? ugh

[furtherforward]

then we'd be a city overrun with zombies. if one person manages that to begin with.

being a zombie in your dreams? that's really aiming high. or is this about hallucinations again?

[parodeity]

hallucinomemories yes
ive died in one

[furtherforward]

you died.

we were talking about the ability to feel pain in these. to feel the sensation of the moment. so you mean to tell me you experienced something you'd call death??

SUDDENLY PRIVATE

[parodeity]

i mean
yeah
i did

private it is

[furtherforward]

that's not what I was expecting at all. you're alive, and typing to me. does that really tell you that these are anything more than hallucinations? since you're alive, and not actually dead.

and forevermore

[parodeity]

ive died in my dreams before
this wasnt that
i know what it feels like to die now
and im really hoping im the only person unlucky enough to have that
even though i know of one other instance so far

[furtherforward]

there's ANOTHER person who has died like you?? what? out of all of the experiences this pool of users have collectively had, I'd say TWO is a startling number...

if there's really anything to these.

[parodeity]

yeah at least one more
and a few other people are reporting like serious fights so
maybe this is russian roulette
but with sucky violent memories?

[furtherforward]

if these are more than hallucinations, and if you imagine dying vividly... does that make you a zombie?

maybe that means you CAN jump off that 15-story building and not worry about dying. maybe you're freakishly immortal.

[parodeity]

no i mean
i got better

[furtherforward]

obviously. how else would you be talking to me right now?

[parodeity]

no i mean like i literally came back to life in the memory post dying

[furtherforward]

how do you suppose this has any basis and grounding in reality then?? huh? this isn't something that happens, so isn't this all just collective fantasy? not a memory at all!

[parodeity]

only my feelings
and too many of these "memories"
you can ask me about why im sure all you want but
its not like i havent questioned that myself

[furtherforward]

well...
you ARE more seasoned in this than I am. it doesn't make any sense, but neither does the weird feeling of realness.

you have to understand. how hard it is. to believe you've died, then come back to life. but if you're not toying with me...

[parodeity]

trust me when i try to mess with people its over legitimately funny shit