sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[chiseler]

I don't know, maybe you were a child actor or something and the experience was so bad you blocked it from memory? or you have an irrational fear of crocs?
like the animals not the shoes but the shoes are enough to give anybody nightmareish hallucinations

[parodeity]

ugh dont remind me about the shoes dirk still thinks theyre fashionable
im not sure how were related sometimes
and every time he makes any statement about clothes
is sometimes

[chiseler]

not gonna lie your entire family is a mystery to me
have they experienced the weird spooky-spooky hallucinations too?

[parodeity]

yes
i mean pretty much all of us have done the druggie hallucination of
crazy weirdness
and then everything else i know weve got is also weird as fuck
so
family bonding time i guess?

[chiseler]

whatever happened to, like, monopoly or some shit for family bonding?
I'm almost afraid to ask what else you guys have hallucinated...

[parodeity]

i would actually kill to go back to monopoly and shit
but like
weird
dream stuff
talking about dreams where i died a lot and then wondering if i was dead
the usual

[chiseler]

have I ever said you guys are also kind of morbid?
dying a lot doesn't sound that great
maybe the hallucinations or whatever these things are will get better

[parodeity]

i mean i dont think were morbid on purpose
i say
as a guy who definitely collects dead things
you know what never mind

[chiseler]

remind me to introduce you to some new hobbies someday
but okay. let me know if you figure out anything from all of this

[parodeity]

will do captain
though so far the leading theory is "twilight zone ep" so

[chiseler]

okay so what you're saying is time to marathon the twilight zone and see what other weird shit might come our way
I'm on it

[parodeity]

lmk what you find bromosome
though actually that marathon sounds nice and relaxing
aside from the part where probably wed spend it going
haha welp this could be happening to us right now

[chiseler]

even if that's true at least we could work out a way to get a better ending than "well we're all fucked"
worth considering
but I'll let you know. take it easy man

[Byeee Dave he's going to go question everything now.]