sanity chicken would be a good band name

[parodeity]

all right fuck it
i was trying to avoid being That Crazy Person
but clearly everyone else is doing really well at sanity chicken
all edging around the topic or not bringing it up
or possibly it not being an issue for the majority though i am PRETTY fucking sure i can confirm it happening for at least like
nearly ten people maybe i dont know
so im just going to commit to my role as the crazy conspiracy theory guy
get me a whiteboard and some string you all
im ready to mark it up
wave goodbye sadly to my good name and all that
watch it circle the drain as i dump it in the toilet and watch it flush away
so anyway here we go

raise your fucking hand if youve had a very vivid hallucination of some sort
that felt super real
since you got this app
about a thing you definitely never remember yourself doing
also if youre going to go dave you sound like youve lost it
at least link me something entertaining off the internet to add some spice to what is sure to be a pretty common response
it isnt like yo remember when horses were a thing makes any of us sound any less ridiculous
so
admittedly i guess i could sound crazier
theres like a scale here
shit i should make a scale ill do that later
anyway

raise your hands or dont
go

[ ooc: i literally never care about theadjacking so feel free if you want ]

Comments

[voideity]

yeah i mean
it was definitely a softer start lmao
but still like
ok what

ok
20
20 pizzas
sure
ill borrow moms credit card and use ur name tho
so if youre fine with that fallout
then 20 it is what toppings u want

[parodeity]

ok make it more like 1 pizzas
dont doxx me like this wtf

[voideity]

look im a brokeish college student 20 pizzas is outta my budget
howwww about like
3 pizzas
some wings
and some breadsticks
i can afford that
wiiiith a credit card the bank was dumb enough to give me
lmao tho man i need a new job or else my credit score is in deep shit lmao

[parodeity]

i mean honestly i can eat like half a pizza
so
2 or 3 pizzas or the whole fam should work?
also what kinda job are you thinking of sis