this all sounds harmless

[playdolls]

Pitou Blythe 9/4 near Recolle

A.) Anyone got recommendations on where a creep could get some carrion beetles? I have some bones that need cleaning and after doing my due diligence, this seems to be the best way to clean out all those nooks and crannies. Money is no object :3 B.) You can find ANYTHING on youtube! Anyone want to lend me some power tools while I work on my bone sword? C.) Maybe some leather for the hilt too, hmmmm?

Comments

[playdolls]

What about *your* arm?

[longwei2go]

it seems fine
okay that's an understatement
it's a fucking badass piece of hardware but as far as I can tell
it hasn't made me go out and do anything I didn't want to
or like tried to strangle me in my sleep
so I can't still can't figure out why I have it

[playdolls]

Do you think Retrospec sent it though?

[longwei2go]

it had their name on the box
same with the photos they sent
and the dog

[playdolls]

Wow, I would have been suspicious that the dog was just a fucking nanny cam or something.

[longwei2go]

nah Zwei is pretty cool
it's like he's imprinted on me
which is less weird than the arm
except for the part he came in a fedex tube
a small one

[playdolls]

That sounds illegal. And cruel.

[longwei2go]

with Retrospec what else is new?

but you saw him, he's fine, so since I can't explain it I stopped questioning it

[playdolls]

I'd be fucking pissed if they put one of my cats in a fedex tube.

[longwei2go]

speaking of impending violence
any big plans for that boner sword of yours

[playdolls]

It's not for me. It's for my slave.

[longwei2go]

your what

[playdolls]

We killed the cyclops together, and then she offered to be my slave for a week if I made her a sword.

[longwei2go]

just when I thought your life couldn't get more extra you pull this shit on me
unbelievable

[playdolls]

You're just jealous you don't have a slave.

[longwei2go]

[playdolls]

It was nice having someone else get my coffee and carry my things around. I could've gotten used to it.

[longwei2go]

knowing you, that had to be a lot of coffee
that sounds more like a personal assistant though

[playdolls]

Well, it was hard to beat having her slit a cyclops's throat.

[longwei2go]

wish I could've seen it


you still need power tools for your little project? I got a ton in the garage

[playdolls]

Definitely! I will not be your slave, but I might bring you a coffee in exchange.

[ Coffee may or may not be Pitou's favorite currency. ]

[longwei2go]

damn you saw through my clever and totally subtle plan

I'll settle for coffee though