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[me_matey]

May Sfondi shared a photo. 9/5 near Recolle Asian Community Center

HEY SO A FEW THINGS 1. i will give my left kidney to the first person who buys me some goddamn ice cream i dont even care if its that cheap oak farms shit 2. whats ur favorite month of the year 3. ne1 know a quick way to make like 100k? 4. has ne1 ever seen a girl with wings around here? like anyone regained something like that? like angel wings or some shit idunno

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[vitis]

whatever.

i watch what i say enough as is, if someone really wants to fight about it then let them.

[me_matey]

see like

i get that

i feel that

but i an also, like, knock out dudes in one punch. its a lot easier to talk the talk when u can box fools

[vitis]

don't quite knock out guys in a punch, but that doesn't matter
thanks for the concern, though.

[me_matey]

neways is ur fav month rly may or were u just bein fresh

[vitis]

haha, it was more a funny coincidence
spring's my favorite season and it just so happens that grapes tend to blossom in may

[me_matey]

no kiddin?

yanno i read the other day that its like impossible to make grape flavored ice cream. that sucks.

[vitis]

yeah, it does. :(
or else it just hasn't caught on enough to be worth making. which doubly sucks, as frozen grapes aren't half bad.
at least we still got popsicles, so long as they aren't too much of the weird fake grape flavor

[me_matey]

damn now i just want ice cream even more

i could probably just lift some

[vitis]

could i suggest freshens
shouldn't be that hard to nick from and they definitely have enough to spare

[me_matey]

nah they know my face

[vitis]

haha, really? it's a massive multi-leveled store, you can't be that much of a regular

[me_matey]

not


for bein a regular shopper

[vitis]

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damn
hahaha

[ OKAY IT'S NOT FUNNY, REALLY, it's more sad, but still. that reveal. ]

[me_matey]

LOOK

sometimes u go to the well too many times okei?

[vitis]

the well
is that slang for the bar or something

[me_matey]

what?

no it means you do the same thing over again too many times becuz it worked before

[vitis]

oh
where are you from that you've got all this slang under your belt, or is it just some city dialect thing

[me_matey]

the streets.

like that aint an exaggeration, im a streetkid. or was.

[vitis]

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shit, really?
you've come one hell of a long way, then.

[me_matey]

not long enough.

[vitis]

well, i guess that's for you to judge, yeah.
but still wouldn't sell yourself short.

[me_matey]

maybe. but that 100k sure would be nice right about now.

[vitis]

as useless as the sentiment is
best of luck, there

[me_matey]

luck aint useless. my old man taught me that. but it is the luck u make that matters