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[me_matey]

May Sfondi shared a photo. 9/5 near Recolle Asian Community Center

HEY SO A FEW THINGS 1. i will give my left kidney to the first person who buys me some goddamn ice cream i dont even care if its that cheap oak farms shit 2. whats ur favorite month of the year 3. ne1 know a quick way to make like 100k? 4. has ne1 ever seen a girl with wings around here? like anyone regained something like that? like angel wings or some shit idunno

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[anguinous]

[ Laurent assumes this is a language barrier at first. What is a nunya? He googles it and finds --

Ah. Yes, well. ]

To clarify, I was asking with the intention of advising you on how you might obtain financial assistance suited to your goal.

[me_matey]

i mean if ur gonna say like

get a loan

i promise u i do not qualify

[anguinous]

Since I don't know what you're trying to achieve, I have no idea what I might have suggested.

[me_matey]

buy me some ice cream and maybe ill tell u

[anguinous]

You want me to bribe you so you'll let me help you?

[ This doesn't seem right. ]

[me_matey]

girls gotta make a livin dont judge

[anguinous]

It only strikes me as a matter of balance. You either wish for assistance or not, I'm not inclined to pay people to accept help.

[me_matey]

listen

i get why youre confused. but while im at a place where i can admit i need help, im not gonna let every "good samaritan" in either. i gotta protect myself.

[anguinous]

With ice cream?

[me_matey]

now ur gettin it!

[anguinous]

I think I do.

[ Which is to say, he assumes this is a pride issue, and the ice cream is a sort of deflection perhaps. ]

But if you truly want to filter people perhaps you might do better to filter by employment status, current bank balance or income?

[ If you particularly desire people to shake down for ice cream, or whatever it is. ]

[me_matey]

that is way too much work for an internet post homey

[anguinous]

If giving people a form to fill in is too much work, I doubt you're going to be making that 100k any time soon.

[me_matey]

whats that supposed to mean?

[anguinous]

That making money requires effort.

[me_matey]

well no shit

but that doesnt mean i gotta get all dmv about it. i aint gonna make a form for ppl to fill out. theres other ways

[anguinous]

Well then I'll leave you to it, since you're clearly on top of things.

[ Good luck with that 100k. ]

[me_matey]

damn right i am i am queen of these streets i aint one to fux wit

-She isn't.-