now everyone gets to see what my handwriting is like i guess

[frostythehitman]

James Barnes shared a photo. 9/12 near Recolle

Great. I can speak three languages now AND NONE OF THEM ARE SPANISH. Thanks, Retrospec. We're off to a great start for the school year.

(( For characters who might be able to tell: a huge chunk of this Spanish test is answered in French and Russian. And pretend the French is accurate, I just google translated it because I don't know what I'm doing lol ))

Comments

[originallutece]

Have you ever actually tried using that? It's not nearly the same as a person who can understand words have multiple meanings.

[frostythehitman]

Yeah duh, I used to use it for help on my Spanish homework all the time.

[ It is, perhaps, no surprise that his Spanish grade tops out at a solid B. ]

[originallutece]

[DOT DOT DOT . . .]

James. Tell me the difference between 'tear' and 'tear'.

[frostythehitman]

I don't know, let me ask google.



Will you look at that, looks like they're different after all!

[originallutece]

[i am going to throw you out the goddamn window you little shit]

Don't make money as a translator, then, clever boots, suit yourself.

[frostythehitman]

So what, I'm supposed to just put up flyers all over town advertising my translation services? Payment in cash only?

Yeah, that's real trustworthy.

[originallutece]

Why not put some ad up on the internet? 'Multi-lingual translator for hire', there's quite a few people who would pay for that.

[frostythehitman]

Alright fine.

But I better not end up doing any porn subtitle translations or something like that.

[originallutece]

We can only hope.

'Thank you, Dr. Lutece, for helping me earn quite a bit of extra cash in my spare time.' would be nice to hear, but I shan't hold my breath.

[frostythehitman]

You'll hear it once I'm swimming in a bathtub full of translator cash.

[originallutece]

It wouldn't kill you to be preemptively polite.

[frostythehitman]

You don't know that. Maybe it would.