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Arion Sherwind shared a video.
9/20 near Viea Village

[It's a video of a movie playing on the TV. Laughter and dog barking can be heard in the background.]

Would I get red carded if I tried this in a game? Asking for a friend

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it doesnt
look illegal i think???

but also could you actually do that during a game

Maybe not the break dancing
But I think I can pull off the slide

You should totally do it anyway, Arion! Just because it looks super awesome!

I really want to do it!
But no one wants to practice it with me...

Trust me, I definitely would if I played soccer.
Can you do flips and jumps like that?

It is pretty cool on its own
I can do the cartwheel to jump and heading, but not the last flip. It looks scary without your hands bracing your fall. ..

Sounds like almost anything can get you a red card.
You'd have to be really trying in this case, though.

You only get a red card if the refs think you're deliberately try injure someone
That move has a high risk of it too

It doesn't seem practical for a real game anyway.
Have you even pulled it off in practice?

It would be pretty cool if it did happen in a game
Except no one wants to practice it with me

Who do you even need? Someone to stand and look confused?
Or are you just looking for a goalie?

The first one

So you're just after the moral support.
That's a shame.
And here I was going to offer to defend.

No!!
I just wanted someone who'd let me slide between their legs

[Boy. Innuendos. Innuendos!]

In that case, keep searching.

I'll find a way to practice it
I'll use cones if I have to

A sort of image training, perhaps?
Don't you have teammates to practice with?

They're too afraid of trampling my face

Maybe you should make your face less enticing to trample.

[ no, that's not it. ]

Breakdance and fend them off.

That might make it worse?

Is that not what is happening in that video.

That's because it's a movie!

And the flip?
Do you plan on practicing that one?

Nah
I play midfield
It's more useful to steal the ball or pass through

That's true, flashy moves aren't always effective in practice.

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Arion Sherwind shared a video. 9/20 near Viea Village
[It's a video of a movie playing on the TV. Laughter and dog barking can be heard in the background.] Would I get red carded if I tried this in a game? Asking for a friend