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Arion Sherwind shared a video.
9/20 near Viea Village

[It's a video of a movie playing on the TV. Laughter and dog barking can be heard in the background.]

Would I get red carded if I tried this in a game? Asking for a friend

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It doesn't seem practical for a real game anyway.
Have you even pulled it off in practice?

It would be pretty cool if it did happen in a game
Except no one wants to practice it with me

Who do you even need? Someone to stand and look confused?
Or are you just looking for a goalie?

The first one

So you're just after the moral support.
That's a shame.
And here I was going to offer to defend.

No!!
I just wanted someone who'd let me slide between their legs

[Boy. Innuendos. Innuendos!]

In that case, keep searching.

I'll find a way to practice it
I'll use cones if I have to

A sort of image training, perhaps?
Don't you have teammates to practice with?

They're too afraid of trampling my face

Maybe you should make your face less enticing to trample.

[ no, that's not it. ]

Breakdance and fend them off.

That might make it worse?

Is that not what is happening in that video.

That's because it's a movie!

And the flip?
Do you plan on practicing that one?

Nah
I play midfield
It's more useful to steal the ball or pass through

That's true, flashy moves aren't always effective in practice.

Sounds like personal experience
Do you play soccer too?

Wrong sport.
It's baseball for me.

Oh
Is it legal in baseball to slide between a player's legs then?

It happens.
Probably more often than soccer, since you have baserunners sliding home to avoid being tagged out.
If you wanted pointers, maybe there's something useful you can pick up after all.

I'd like that!
I'm always looking for ways to improve my skills and maybe I can help you out with something too

There's always room for improvement regardless what level you're at.
Are you still in middleschool? Elementary?

Middle school
Do I come off as younger??

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Arion Sherwind shared a video. 9/20 near Viea Village
[It's a video of a movie playing on the TV. Laughter and dog barking can be heard in the background.] Would I get red carded if I tried this in a game? Asking for a friend