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Do you ever question what your past self was doing? I recently got a gun in the mail. I know what it's used for but still...

And it's going to be pretty awkward having a gun around the house too now.

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Exactly! My money's on past you just showing off.

Then I hope that I get to be as amazing as my past self!

Not everyone can shoot themselves in the head so easily!

Don't be super quick to shoot yourself, though. Be extra in other ways.

Oh? How do I do that?

You could put an engraving on it! I wouldn't bring a gun to just anybody and say 'hey can you decorate this for me', but you're handy with crafts, I bet you could do it yourself.

Now I'm really worried about you.

What? It's way better than shooting yourself.

I suppose but it is really extra!

Embrace the extra! Make it your own!

I'm afraid I don't know how!

Please do tell me!

Find something intimidating to name your gun and carve it on the side.

Any ideas you've got?

What would you say is your most impressive feature?

That's a good question.

I suppose that it's my love for computers?

I'm not sure how to work that into a badass weapon name.

I'm sure we can think of something. We just need to be creative and think about it!

If there's a way for your love of computers to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies, that'd be a good start.

I could always start a computer apocalypse with the touch of a button. That counts, right?

Can you actually start a computer apocalypse?

I suppose? It could happen if you think about it!

We all survived Y2k.

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