First Bite:

[strayknight]

Ritsu Sakuma 09/22 near Recollé University

Is it really that weird to not celebrate your birthday?

Comments

[sharplydressed]

too much effort for you this time around?

[strayknight]

Yeah, way too much. Besides if it doesn't work jail sounds like a lot.

[sharplydressed]

can't blame you there, jail really does sound like a lot
def not a good post-bday joint

[strayknight]

It does, right?

no...besides not sure who would even be the one to do in.

[sharplydressed]

so the original plan of "don't murder a man on your bday" is back in effect i guess!
but that's fine
there are plenty of fun things to do
like go to the beach as long as you pretend it doesn't look apocalyptic (￣ー￣)ｂ

[strayknight]

Yeah its back on the table.

I rather go somewhere with less sun.

[sharplydressed]

i totally get you
someone really needs to get on building an indoor amusement park here tbh

[strayknight]

they do...it would be a lot nicer.

[sharplydressed]

right??
no standing outside in the hot sun in summer
no lines full of super sweaty people
no sitting down on rides only to find someone's left a big gross sweat puddle behind them
ugh

[strayknight]

ew...
that would fix a lot...but i think this place wants to torture us more

[sharplydressed]

you're probably 100% right about that ┐(´～｀)┌
they seem like they'd enjoy watching people make grossed out faces

[strayknight]

one day maybe.
sure seems like that
they could like gore though so gross is better

[sharplydressed]

omg true
imagine things that could happen if someone in the top offices was into weird stuff

[strayknight]

...that would be awful.

[sharplydressed]

guess we should count our blessings huh?
even if these blessings still suck tbh

[strayknight]

for sure.
better it suck than kill.

[sharplydressed]

ugh
waaay too true
anyway, i hope your bday goes really well this year!
no spooks or weird retrospec garbage lol

[strayknight]

thank you.
we can only hope!