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[glaciers]

Does anybody know what kind of makeup is best for covering up burns? Thanks.

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[explodosafe]

You bet! Those fangs aren't just for show!

[He smirks and shows them off, feeling for once proud over how they can make short work with even the toughest steaks as if they were nothing.]

Heh, you really got it bad! Let me know if I can help, okay?

[glaciers]

[Yup, those are definitely fangs. He's vaguely reminded of a dragon, but that seems a little silly. Cutter can't breathe fire.

As far as he knows?]

I- My crush is perfectly reasonable.

[explodosafe]

Haha! As if reason has anything to say when it comes to love! But you'll see it, my friend, you'll see!

[They'd need to work together to form a dragon - which is actually a pretty cool idea! Dragons are manly as hell!]

[glaciers]

[They'd make an excellent dragon. A fire and ice dragon!]

You're not even the one with a crush.

[explodosafe]

Yup~! That's why I can still give you actual good advice!

[With extra hard scales! Nobody could defeat them!]

[glaciers]

... Are you sure it's good advice?

[An undefeatable dragon!]

[explodosafe]

You got any better offers?

[With interesting social and emotional skills!]

[glaciers]

... Not unless I talk to my crushes.

[He'd rather not. Not yet, anyway.]

[explodosafe]

See? Asking them how to impress them would be like using their trust and going behind their back, so I'm the best bet you've got for now! Smile, it could be way worse!

[glaciers]

... Is it really that bad to ask what their favorite date would be?

[explodosafe]

It's like asking what somebody wants for christmas. It works, but it just ain't the same.

[glaciers]

Ah. So it's like I should know them enough to get them something they'd like.

[explodosafe]

Yes! Something like that! I'm glad you understand!