[Derek walks into his bedroom and walks over to stand near the owl, which is perched on his night stand. The owl looks at him and hoots quietly. As if he knew what the owl was saying, Derek starts speaking to the owl.]

That's my friend Matt. He's blind, so please be nice to him.

[The own hooted in response. Derek looks over at Matt in the door way.]

My owl is located at your 10 o'clock, but you need to mind my bed, which will be in your way. I'm standing right next to it actually.

I'm thinking of naming it Bronte.