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[stopbleeding]

hey. people post businesses and stuff on this thing right? if anyone knows someone looking for a personal trainer, send them my way. career change and all that. sort of. whatever. don't know if i'm supposed to attach my resume or something. figured my imdb page would be enough but idk let me know if it isn't i guess.

oh.
and hey.
to anyone who walked into my dreams or whatever? don't know if you remember or not but if you do:
if you tell anyone about any of it, i'll find you.

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[evidentiary]

You can't, obviously.

Do you have any clients lined up as of yet?

[stopbleeding]

yeah surprisingly. couple kids want to pay me to teach them how to fight too. pretty insistent.

any ideas on how i can fake taking payment?

[evidentiary]

You could insist you would prefer to do a "trade", or alternately reroute the money back to their parents to give back to the kids.

[stopbleeding]

don't know their parents. trade it is.

[evidentiary]

How old are the kids?

[stopbleeding]

teens? those still count as kids right?

[evidentiary]

As long as you don't ask them if it does it should be fine.

In that case, they'll respond best to trades that make them feel as though they're truly doing something equal for you.