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[stopbleeding]

hey. people post businesses and stuff on this thing right? if anyone knows someone looking for a personal trainer, send them my way. career change and all that. sort of. whatever. don't know if i'm supposed to attach my resume or something. figured my imdb page would be enough but idk let me know if it isn't i guess.

oh.
and hey.
to anyone who walked into my dreams or whatever? don't know if you remember or not but if you do:
if you tell anyone about any of it, i'll find you.

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[doitrockapella]

I may know of someone who'd be interested. What would you say your personal training philosophy is?

[stopbleeding]

harsh.

[doitrockapella]

Now I know of someone who's very interested. What do you look for in your clients?

[stopbleeding]

someone who's got money and won't whine. bonus points if they're crazy i guess.

dunno. it's mostly the money thing. i'm pretty easy.

[constellates]

action hero !!
teach anya !

where is yato
yato please hire zoro

[stopbleeding]

you sure about that? i'm not gonna go easy on you anya.

[constellates]

good
i do not want easy
i want what will help me be better

[stopbleeding]

what if i make you so ripped all of your fans are scared of you?

[buncho]

whats a personal trainer? what do you personally train?
also whats wrong with your dreams- they were nice

[stopbleeding]

1. shut up
2. fitness. i set up workouts for them or whatever.

[buncho]

fine fine
people can just go play soccer or something to get fit. let me be part of your training regimens and get people to play soccer w me

[stopbleeding]

that's not how it works.

[evidentiary]

It's lacking a brightly colored photoshop ad, perhaps.

[stopbleeding]

don't know how to use that. think you can handle it for me?

[evidentiary]

I could ask Makoto to. He's an artist, surely he can figure something out.

[stopbleeding]

am i gonna have to pay him?

[imaginex]

You mean to help them with exercises?

[stopbleeding]

pretty much. done it before for a bit. stopped cause i didn't like my clients.

[imaginex]

[Hmmm.

HMMMMMM]

Would you... be able to help someone who doesn't know how to fight?

Hypothetically speaking...

[originallutece]

Aren't you the man who bled out in my kitchen?

[stopbleeding]

[give him a minute to check your pic

hm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm–oh.]

oh. yeah. guess i was.
thanks for that.

[originallutece]

You're welcome, though I was mentioning it merely because it doesn't lend the best first impression when juxtaposed with this.

Still, I suppose self-defense and building muscles are two different things entirely. What did you do before this?

/private/

[despirit]

z, how much if i want to learn how to fight instead of get fit
im beginning to think its a good idea to know how

perma private;

[stopbleeding]

nothing.

hand-to-hand? weaponry? which do you want?

[despirit]

it's your job, i'm not going to just take it for nothing.

but hand to hand, and weapons. something bigger than knives.