look i wasn't even home alone it happened last night while we were all asleep it's not like i was playing with matches or something i'm probably one of the best people on this network to play with matches anyway
[ he's so surprised to read that - is she flirting? over the network??? - that one of his hands bursts into flames again, and he drops the phone with a startled yelp. when he's put out the flames (and singed his pants) and confirmed that he's only managed to melt the phone case a little, his reply is a few minutes late. ]
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