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so is nearly burning your house down another part of this messed up nightmare stuff or am i just special?

i mean i was for a little bit but it wasn't my fault that time

more importantly
are you saying i was never hot before??
because that
that stings ishiki

[ fire may not be able to burn him BUT SHE SURE CAN ]

this time

a l s o

how would i know i like you for your brain

[ he might be fireproof but she's going to combust into flames for posting that ]

THIS TIME it's retrospec's fault
i think

[ he's so surprised to read that - is she flirting? over the network??? - that one of his hands bursts into flames again, and he drops the phone with a startled yelp. when he's put out the flames (and singed his pants) and confirmed that he's only managed to melt the phone case a little, his reply is a few minutes late. ]

what, i can't have both?

so next time it's yours?
can you even take turns on this sort of thing

[ and GOD- she's just gonna be clashing red-orange tomato forever ]

well. I guess you can now that you've unlocked your special ability

no!
yes?
i don't know
i can't control it
i've nearly melted my phone once already because of this

[ he's just going to go hit his head on the wall a few times ugh ]

great
first nightmares, then monsters come out of the fog to attack people, then restrospec gives me powers i can't even control, and now my girlfriend doesn't even think i'm cute
cool
i'm gonna go find a fire extinguisher and go back to bed

Edited 2017-10-12 02:24 (UTC)

oooh so experiment time then
flame on! flame off!!
…… but maybe somewhere a little less flammable

[ wait but first ]

but you are cute???

isn’t like the entire world flammable
maybe i’ll try it at work
see if i can use it to weld some parts together for the battle bots or something

[ whoops there it goes again - only this time it’s his ears?? what the fuck ]

too late
the fire extinguisher has exclusive rights to hugs or whatever from here on out

[ what if he just laid down and the floor and pretended not to exist for a while though ]

this sounds like the beginnings of every young comic book hero ever
don't set your work on fire!!!
but maybe you'll trip over a wise sage on the way home?

[ is this their new game. how many times can she make him burst into flames without even trying ]

are you cheating on me with a fire extinguisher

the bots are metal they'll be fine
guess i’ve gotta stay away from my blueprints until i figure this out though

[ please no he will lose and not in a fun way ]

the fire extinguisher doesn’t judge me

should i fear for our class project then
or do you think fire will just improve it

[ this sounds like a challenge ]

i've been outclassed by an inanimate object.

well yeah of course it'll improve it
flamethrowers are cool, easy to make, and easy to control

this is none of those things though

well if you can figure out a way to put out the flames then by all means, rank up

are you saying you're a downgrade from my bazooka?
talk about a letdown :v

it seems like an experiment is in order

[ tell that to the scorch mark on his ceiling ]

i'm breaking up with you

(´∩｀)

what is the bazooka suddenly not good enough

i moved onto a new story route.

to what, a tank?

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