[Video] I'll put a spell on you...

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[Today's video with Penelope sitting in the little recording booth she has set up at home, looking bright eyed and bushy tailed as always. ]

Hello everyone.

I've got a something I want to bring up. It's about these nightmares don't seem to be going away. I know I cannot be the only one that's been having trouble sleeping, and I figured they'd faff off after a few days but apparently not and it's cutting into everyone's rest.

Last month, Retrospec gave me a temporary solution for it, and I thought it'd be fair to offer it over the network. It's just a way to get rest, and it won't do anything for the actual nightmares, but that's better than nothing.

Now, some of you are going to think I sound insane, but I'm one of the lucky Retrospec users that's also been given magical powers. I can cast spells. Actual for real magic spells. One of which is a sleep spell that puts you into a restful slumber basically as soon as I'm done casting it. I've been using it on myself and several people close to me that agreed to it for a few weeks now just to test for side effects, and there are none. I think the actual spell wears off after about an hour, but by then you're already asleep and it takes an outside stimulus to wake you up.

I have to be able to see you, and again it won't stop the nightmares. But, if you need help actually getting into Dreamland, please let me know. We can work out a schedule for me to play Sandman for you.

[She pauses, reaching to cut the video feed, and then stops.]

Also, an unrelated question. Are there any chemists or metallurgists on the network? I got something weird and I wanna know what it's made of.

Comments

[lingeringwill]

sweet of you, pen

Can you use that on yourself?

[commandertoolbelt]

i'm neither of those things but what is it? maybe i can take a look at it?
what even is a metallurgist anyway
is that some fancy word for a blacksmith

[lostapprentice]

[If it were just the nightmares, Ren could probably deal. It's just nightmares, and it's not like he hasn't dealt with those before.

When it's nightmares, fog monsters, and a sixth sense his brain has yet to adjust to? ... he probably needs all the help he can get.]

how much are you charging? and don't say nothing.

10/19, icly later

[darkinferno]

hey Ben do you think I could take you up on that

[Voice-to-text sucks. But straight audio would capture all the sounds of the hospital behind him, so...]

[cattack]

Can you tell me more about this spell?
Or perhaps even teach it to others if they're capable of magic?

[me_matey]

man i no longer care if its magic, gimme the zzz

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot actually gasps at his screen. Another magic user!! ]

Whoa. You use magic too??

You sound way better at sleep magic than me though.
Mine only lasts a few minutes.
...And it tends to cause injuries.

[heiroglyphs]

So it like
Actually puts you to sleep?
Instead of knocking you out and making you feel like crap the next day?
Because I've yet to find a prescription that doesn't kick my ass.

[seizedtheday]

[ no side effects? no weird requirements? sign him up ]

That sounds like a dream. I know I sure could do with a reprieve.

[scarlet_devil]

[ Émilie's Catholic upbringing has her being all (unsure) about spells and suchlike. ]

There wouldn't be any... side effects, would there?

[ Her dreams aren't really scary... just soul crushingly depressing. ]

[twelfthspark]

Can't tell you what it's made of but I can tell you if it conducts electricity, lol.

[wordcarvings]

Not so insane any more, what with all the months this has been going on now. [ And on top of that Koutarou has some other weird magic stuff going on. ] I don't really have any regular sleep schedule, except on a few set days when I have classes, but do you think something could be worked out? Does it work for people who are probably not human, too? And do you need to see the person in person or is one of these video calls enough?