retrospec | Totally a battle outfit????

Totally a battle outfit????

Hey everyone!

I got a new outfit sent to me by this fun app!

Anyway, I think I'm supposed to fight in it but it seems like that would be hard! Kenta thinks so too.

So what do you guys think?

(Btw I have the BEST boyfriend for helping me get it on and taking pics of me~ Love you, babe!)

PS the sword is mine too! lol

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thats a fetish sweetie
a very mean fetish
and no
and I think we might want to review what you actually know about heels

I know plenty!!!!
did you know you can kill someone with a stiletto
see I knew that

[the only reason he knows the word "stiletto" is because it's also a type of blade

but jirou doesn't need to know that part]

you only know that because its a type of blade
and I only know that because I was looking at getting you one and did my research

[Look, young man. HE KNOWS YOU.]

[IT MAY BE A BLADE BUT IT'S ALSO A SHOE but more importantly--]

you got me one??

[where is it where is it can he have it is it his birthday yet, insert excited pomeranian comparison here]

maaaaaaaaaybe
lol I have to spoil you somehow
ur not into all the stuff I spoil Kashy with

that's because you spoil him too much

[that has nothing to do with you being a weirdo but nice try yams]

so you dont want your present because spoiling is bad?

that's not what I said at all

then if spoiling is fine then theres no too much

yes there is!!
a little bit is fine but if you do it too much he'll become insufferable
more than he is now anyway

[#bestboyfriend]

like you?

[#friendoftheyear]

I haven't done anything!!

are you sure?

yes!!!! when have I ever caused you trouble

Kashy hasnt caused me trouble ever so that means hes not a problem either

I never cause him trouble either!!! [lies]
but he causes me trouble all the time [not lies]

Yams you know I dont believe part one for even a second

well
even if I do he probably deserves it
it's karma for not doing any chores at home

chores?

[What a foreign concept!]

yes
chores
like laundry
or taking out the trash
or washing dishes

[Should he keep going? He can keep going.]

you dont have people to do those things?

we do
me and kiyomitsu
but he doesn't do anything so it's just me

[Ah yes, the punk side of Okitagumi coming to light...]

well I can send someone over to help you
then you wont have to anymore!

[He genuinely thinks he's being helpful...]

[HE TRIES...]

you're missing the point!!
thank you for the offer, but
if it's not kiyomitsu then it's no good

[this sounds so sweet out of context, alas]

its not?
I dont get it

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