retrospec | let's play a game y'all apparently

hellooooooo! ♪ i'm bored, so let's play a game! i bet most of you are familiar with the base of the one i want to modify here, buuuuuuuut playing it without the modifications is just no good. the answers aren't exciting enough! so, we're going to change it up! but, the base is marry, kiss, kill. more or less!

but because those aren't funny enough when it comes to answers and thought processes, let's do it this way!

elevator, partner, betray! what do those mean, you ask? ☆ happy to explain!

☆ elevator means you have to spend a whole day with the person in a broken elevator while the most obnoxious kind of music plays in the background! this kind of commitment requires a lot of thought, right? it's pretty hard to find people you can go through the worst times with, without at least a little bit of yelling ♪ so maybe you'll pick someone who likes games? someone quiet? someone you know or someone you don't?

☆ partner has two options depending on what works for you! it's a person you have to partner with for a huge project! if you're a student, it's your final project and it's worth 100% of your grade. if you're not a student, it's a big work thing and your entire future at your current career hinges on this project! the catch is this person has to be responsible for at least 50% of the work...so you can't do it all on your own and pick this one as an easy option that way! so who would you partner with and trust your future to?

☆ betray means you pulled off a crime or a prank with someone but you both got caught~! oh no, right? but you get to throw this person to the wolves. and you have to! no taking the fall yourself. soooo, who do you leave to take the fall? it's a little mean, but maybe there are nice ways to think about it, too! after all, that's a trick for everything, isn't it?

so! comment here to get three names from whoever and play! if you need a starter pack, let's see: santa claus, the trix rabbit, and cleopatra! tough call, right?

oh, but if you'd prefer real living people, you can choose from hinata aoi, leader arisato, or bruno mayer! ☆ that's allllll! come on, let's play already! and it's no fun if you don't explain your reasoning a little bit, so try to do that! of course, its not a rule, so if you really want to be cagey i can't stop you. also, if you like bowling lmk because i need to find people to go thanks!!!

[ and given the nature of the game being an ic meme basically threadjack away to ask one another lists of names if u like or hinata will just make up increasingly weird combinations solo. ]

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hinata did you finish your homework

(he's just stalling to think up an answer okay.)

mostly!!!!!!!!!! ｡(*^▽^*)ゞ

you know what, mostly is good enough for me, i'm proud of you

so i guess elevator with cleopatra, partner with santa, betray the trix rabbit

you didn't explain why!!!!!! Σ(ノ°▽°)ノ

okay elevator with cleopatra bc teaming up with her just seems like a nightmare, and i'd rather get a history lesson than a lesson in war, partner with santa since no one on earth would ever want to actually fight santa so it's an automatic win,
and betray the trix rabbit just because i don't like him

haha do you find him annoying??

i love rabbits, they're adorable and sweet creatures

but the trix rabbit is a menace to society

a menace to society?????? why do you say that

he goes around stalking kids and thinking up crazy schemes to steal food from them

if anyone other than a rabbit did that, they'd be in jail

doesn't santa claus also stalk children?

technically, yes, but he has a long history of being a genuinely good person with a lot of positive stories so it's harder to find someone who's creeped out by santa

so there's cases of good stalkers!
well
one case
i can't think of any others...

(this could very easily be the part where apollo says santa is a lie concocted to get children to behave.

but he likes hinata, so he won't.)

yeah, santa's not so much of a case as he is an outlier. there's no such thing as a "good stalker"