TEXT } coming at you live from lockup.

[godcards]

Well, I'm stuck inside, so tell me: is Retrospec doing anything noteworthy? Is it raining fire or flooding toxic waste into the streets yet? And before anyone jumps down my throat about reading the post... No, I didn't, because this computer is so old it can hardly load anything. Even the usual stupid underhanded bullshit that company does would be a more interesting read about than staring at a wall for hours.

The concept of 'free time' here is a joke when it's the same thing every single day. Monotony and restrictions that keep you from doing much of anything because it could be considered 'dangerous'... so, entertain me. I'm bored. I have a couple hours to kill. At least tell me if there's some world-changing disaster going on that's going to make my life even MORE difficult while I'm in here...

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[parodeity]

i saw some kid being chased by paper airplanes

[floret]

Ok!
I'm a student too, but a for-real one. I'm in my third year at RU.
I guess you must be high school aged?

[godcards]

You seem to be missing the memo that I have no recollection of that. Knowing you, you're just making it up anyway to make yourself feel better for being wrong.

So, no, I'm not going to prison.

[godcards]

Okay that is FAR better than the phone pranks. Not to give Retrospec any credit because they don't deserve it... But at least it's a step up.

[godcards]

That's right. I'm sixteen.

As for you... shouldn't you be drowning in essays or something. Maybe drinking instead of doing homework?

[frostythehitman]

oh how very convenient
you forgot all about it
and I'M the one who's making things up???
i call bs

[godcards]

I know how you feel about it, it's not really a stretch to say you're the one bullshitting.

[hauhra]

Should I start with the useful information, the Retrospec building being gone, or the turkeys?

[parodeity]

we were promised none of the failsafes would be harmful so theres that i guess
otherwise uh
the dance studio got renamed and moved across the district
in like
overnight
idk what that means but it happened

[floret]

I'm working on an assignment right now actually!
I mean, in between texts.
But I'm not 21 yet, so I don't drink.

[godcards]

Go least useful to most.

[frostythehitman]

you don't know anything about anything
if you ever get out i'm gonna make sure you go to jail for real
personally if i have to
how's your face doing
because if i ever see your face irl again i'm gonna punch your jaw clean off this time

[godcards]

So reality is staring to fall apart after all?

[godcards]

Oh, that was you? That explains a lot. I'll make sure to get a restraining order once I'm out so your ass can go to jail if you get near me ever again.

[godcards]

Don't you have an exciting life. Doing homework and talking to a bored teenager. You sound like you'd be a lot of fun at parties... oh wait, you probably don't go to those either.

[floret]

lol, just every once in a while! When I do get some free time, I tend to take naps. What about you?

[godcards]

Nothing. All my time is free time. It's boring.

[floret]

What do you wish you could do instead?
Other than go to school, since you're not interested in that.

[parodeity]

its honestly hard to tell
come to think of it they did mention in the post
that they had to let some shit go
by which
maybe they meant buildings staying in the same places?
idk

[godcards]

Go outside? Go to the bathroom by myself? I'm willing to take a lot of things, here, as long as it's a break from the norm.

Unless you mean in general, then, I don't know.

[godcards]

Good to know if I ever go outside again I won't recognize anything because of Retrospec and not because of... other reasons.

[frostythehitman]

yeah says the guy who's currently locked up in the asylum
like anyone's gonna give a damn what you complain about
if anything they'll give me an award for addressing a public menace

[godcards]

Really? You told the police you assaulted someone? And you expect an award. HAHA. I know what people think about me, but you don't look any better by comparison. You're no better than me! I'm not getting an award for anything and you aren't, either.

[frostythehitman]

[ how is it that malik has this unique ability to get so close to pinpointing his insecurities while also making him want to SMASH HIS FACE IN. ]

oh nooo i punched someone that makes me just as bad!!
the evil within, we're all monsters, etc etc
SHUT UP

so long as you're doing it to a bad guy punching is actually a good thing
that's what the police DO
what did you think they were gonna do to you if they got to you first
give you cotton candy and a pat on the back?
eye for an eye asshole
and fyi, just an eye would be letting you off easy considering what you did to some of the others

[godcards]

[ malik isn't good at much, but he is good at being an asshole. ]

Oh yes because I've wanted so much to do with the police even before this whole thing happened. Idiot.

Which, by the way, I still don't remember any of it... so trying to be scary and vague isn't really effective here. I didn't do anything, as far as I know. In fact, the only thing I do know is that YOU hit ME.