TEXT } coming at you live from lockup.

[godcards]

Well, I'm stuck inside, so tell me: is Retrospec doing anything noteworthy? Is it raining fire or flooding toxic waste into the streets yet? And before anyone jumps down my throat about reading the post... No, I didn't, because this computer is so old it can hardly load anything. Even the usual stupid underhanded bullshit that company does would be a more interesting read about than staring at a wall for hours.

The concept of 'free time' here is a joke when it's the same thing every single day. Monotony and restrictions that keep you from doing much of anything because it could be considered 'dangerous'... so, entertain me. I'm bored. I have a couple hours to kill. At least tell me if there's some world-changing disaster going on that's going to make my life even MORE difficult while I'm in here...

Comments

[hauhra]

On the contrary, they actually gave us useful information for a change.

Of course, with the recent disappearance of the Retrospec building, it's almost completely useless to us now, but at least the quality of their posts seem to be improving.

Also, the city's been invaded by turkeys, but I don't think the mayor's usual stupidity counts as a "world-changing disaster."

[godcards]

None of this reply made any sense. Elaborate.

[hauhra]

Should I start with the useful information, the Retrospec building being gone, or the turkeys?

[godcards]

Go least useful to most.

[frostythehitman]

oh no!!!!
you mean you're not having fun in jail?

[godcards]

[ bruh that gif won't even load on this ancient relic that is considered to be the dayroom computer. ]

No. They had to keep me out of jail to make room for you, I suppose.

[frostythehitman]

[ all those minutes i spent finding an embeddable version of that gif, gone to waste! ]

big talk for someone who's never gonna see the light of day again

[godcards]

That's cute. You know I'm not actually in jail? I'm not serving a life sentence here. They'll let me go once I'm "better."

[frostythehitman]

[ WHAT THE FUCK.

Whoever passed down that sentence, James wants to find them and smack them across the face. Malik stabbed him like four times and traumatized everyone else and gets to walk free (eventually)? Bullshit! ]

and i'll send you right back
no one just "accidentally" tortures 9 people
you're going to prison for life asshole
i'm going to make sure of it

[godcards]

You seem to be missing the memo that I have no recollection of that. Knowing you, you're just making it up anyway to make yourself feel better for being wrong.

So, no, I'm not going to prison.

[floret]

Hello! I'm sorry you're stuck inside. Are you in quarantine?

(By the way I only joined Retrospec recently. So if it is weird/rude to respond to a person you don't know, please let me know, and I'm sorry!)

[godcards]

Something like that, yes.

Don't be so pathetic. If I have no interest in you I'll stop replying.

[floret]

It's just that every platform kind of has its own norms. . . . Like whether you can just start following someone or whether it's normal to message first. But lol Ok!

Anyway I haven't noticed any world-changing disasters, so that's good.

[godcards]

The post is public, you idiot, and you replied for a reason, yes? Don't expect sympathy because you're being spineless.

That being said, at least you've answered my question. So you have something going for you yet...

[floret]

I wasn't really looking for sympathy, so I guess that part works out. . . .

Are you sure you want to talk right now? It seems like youre in a pretty bad mood.
Or is this one of those things where you need an outlet for frustration?

private

[parodeity]

where are you anyway
is wherever you are accepting visitors
i wanted to talk to you

[godcards]

What are they calling it...? The crazy bin? Something like that. Mental hospital, psych ward, asylum, take your pick. It's basically prison daycare.

You have to call ahead, they keep track of 'privileges' and hardly tell me anything about them. I guess today is a visiting day and that's why the rec room is all but empty. I don't know.

If you want to 'talk' which really means lecture, I'll pass. I'm getting enough of that.

[ he can be Real with dave because he likes him :( ]

[parodeity]

no
i dont really do lectures

i just want to know wtf happened
on your side
you never pinged me as someone to do whatever the fuck
so i want to know if something happened
with like
whatever you got back

and idk it felt like a conversation to maybe have in person

[godcards]

Of course you're not going to say you do lectures when I said I don't want any... No matter, there's plenty of security around here to escort you out if you do.

Don't expect much, I'll at least tell you that here.

[parodeity]

have you ever known me to lecture you ever
or anyone else really
its not a commonplace thing for me

ok
when can i visit?

[kagepuro]

it's been a while.

[godcards]

You just don't know when to quit, do you?

[kagepuro]

Arrange things so that I can come see you, please

[godcards]

Excuse you? Who do you think you are, giving me orders like that.

I can't "arrange" anything, you idiot. This isn't a vacation.

[kagepuro]

just be prepared for it, okay?

You owe me one