TEXT } coming at you live from lockup.

[godcards]

Well, I'm stuck inside, so tell me: is Retrospec doing anything noteworthy? Is it raining fire or flooding toxic waste into the streets yet? And before anyone jumps down my throat about reading the post... No, I didn't, because this computer is so old it can hardly load anything. Even the usual stupid underhanded bullshit that company does would be a more interesting read about than staring at a wall for hours.

The concept of 'free time' here is a joke when it's the same thing every single day. Monotony and restrictions that keep you from doing much of anything because it could be considered 'dangerous'... so, entertain me. I'm bored. I have a couple hours to kill. At least tell me if there's some world-changing disaster going on that's going to make my life even MORE difficult while I'm in here...

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[parodeity]

i have a hammerspace inventory system but ill keep in mind
thanks for the tip

and ill call them and ask and see you then

re: retrospec: the entire building disappeared and theres a wafflehouse there now
wifflewaffle
and a mailbox
now when we get sent items we get tickets and we go get them from the mailbox
apparently
maurice is running it

[godcards]

Well then don't pull something sharp out of nowhere or you'll have about five security guys on you out of nowhere.

Tickets... do they say what you're getting back? Not like it does me much good right now, but that's even more insulting to get a random ticket saying I'm getting more useless garbage back...

[parodeity]

will do

yeah
can whatever youre using handle pictures
its just like a ticket with a 20 digit number an an item description and the logo
seems like the descriptions are more or less accurate
apparently we dont have to get the crap
or can store other shit they gave us

oh but if you put in stuff that doesnt belong
it like
pulls pranks on you
so thats happening

[godcards]

I doubt it. It can barely load text posts. I'll just take your word for it... Like I said, they don't do me much good anyway.

Oh? What kind of pranks? Better than the Halloween ones, I hope.

[parodeity]

i saw some kid being chased by paper airplanes

[godcards]

Okay that is FAR better than the phone pranks. Not to give Retrospec any credit because they don't deserve it... But at least it's a step up.

[parodeity]

we were promised none of the failsafes would be harmful so theres that i guess
otherwise uh
the dance studio got renamed and moved across the district
in like
overnight
idk what that means but it happened

[godcards]

So reality is staring to fall apart after all?

[parodeity]

its honestly hard to tell
come to think of it they did mention in the post
that they had to let some shit go
by which
maybe they meant buildings staying in the same places?
idk

[godcards]

Good to know if I ever go outside again I won't recognize anything because of Retrospec and not because of... other reasons.

[parodeity]

yeah like
its very odd and i guess well see by the end of the month exactly how much shit changes?

[godcards]

I suppose so... Tell me if it gets worse, that way it won't be a total shock once I leave.

[parodeity]

will do
ill see you next saturday man