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[recollecters]

Hello! First of all, Maurice would like me to tell you all that he's locking anyone who messes about with putting dangerous things in the mailbox to send to him which don't belong for at least a week (please don't send him dangerous things!!!!) and would like me to remind you it's for things you got sent only, please! Secondly, we've managed to fix one of the colors entirely, although one is still on the fritz. We'll keep working on it! By the way, is anyone going to do secret Santa games? I always like those, although I've only ever done them with other employees. Last year I got Ronnie. He's soooo hard to shop for but I think he liked the cane I got him? And Mr. Baroque got me! I'm not really sure he knows how to shop for girls. Or people who don't only want weapons. But the thought is what counts! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post: •Clothing and personal items have now regained the color green! This includes all items your character had in their AU plus any regains your character has obtained. However, this does not include physical features. •Additionally, all flora and fauna have regained the color green. •Blue eyes and hair have been restored, meaning blue is entirely back! •Horses begin appearing in history texts, books, and academia, often phrased as being newly discovered from the past. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[fiddlestick]

They did?
Oh yay...

[Was secretly hoping it'd get shot down so he wouldn't have to wear a stupid costume.]

[lingeringwill]

send me your measurements I'm ordering the elf costume we were discussing

[fiddlestick]

Why are you saying this here where everyone can see??

[GOODBYE SCRAPES OF DIGNITY I HAD LEFT...]

Are you sure someone else wouldn't be a better elf?

[lingeringwill]

you're the elfiest guy i know, elliot

the elfiest

[fiddlestick]

Lucky me.
Well, at least it's for a good cause, I guess...

Fine I'll send you my measurements.

[Sends that text. Spoiler: They're tiny.]

[lingeringwill]

are you sure that these aren't the measurements of an ant

was there a mixup

[fiddlestick]

(｡ì _ í｡)
Not everyone needs colossus size clothing, Terra!

[lingeringwill]

I wonder if it's too late for a growth spurt...

[fiddlestick]

Don't get my hopes up, Terra.
It's better I accept my short fate.

[complementing]

better close to average than a giant like him!

[lingeringwill]

hold onto something, and I'll pick up your legs and stretch them

[complementing]

be nice or else I'll have you sitting in Santa's seat

[lingeringwill]

i love elliot more than i love myself it comes from a good place i promise

[complementing]

I still might make you sit in Santa's seat tbh

[lingeringwill]

is santa supposed to be as tall as I am?

I dont wanna scare the kids minako

[lingeringwill]

or elliot

[complementing]

ehe sorry Elliot

if it's any consolation I'll have time to be an elf with you?

[fiddlestick]

You're gonna be an elf?
I guess that's a little comforting...
But I would've pegged you for Mrs. Claus.

[complementing]

ugh no way have you seen Mrs. Claus costumes in stores?

[fiddlestick]

No...?
Why?

[complementing]

go google it

[fiddlestick]

[a long pause]



Minako, I'm sorry, I have no idea what I'm looking at. Are these obscene or what?

[#toogayforthis]

[complementing]

half of them are sexy Mrs. Claus which is just

no

the other half make me look like I'm trying to be someone's grandma

aprons are supposed to look cute, not...like that

[fiddlestick]

Oh. Okay...

Well, I'm sure you'll make a cute elf!

[complementing]

hehe thanks, I think so too! I'm so excited to get people singing Christmas carols while they wait in line

you could lead them, Elliot!!

[It'd be a good distraction from jiggly bell trauma!]