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[recollecters]

Hello! First of all, Maurice would like me to tell you all that he's locking anyone who messes about with putting dangerous things in the mailbox to send to him which don't belong for at least a week (please don't send him dangerous things!!!!) and would like me to remind you it's for things you got sent only, please! Secondly, we've managed to fix one of the colors entirely, although one is still on the fritz. We'll keep working on it! By the way, is anyone going to do secret Santa games? I always like those, although I've only ever done them with other employees. Last year I got Ronnie. He's soooo hard to shop for but I think he liked the cane I got him? And Mr. Baroque got me! I'm not really sure he knows how to shop for girls. Or people who don't only want weapons. But the thought is what counts! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post: •Clothing and personal items have now regained the color green! This includes all items your character had in their AU plus any regains your character has obtained. However, this does not include physical features. •Additionally, all flora and fauna have regained the color green. •Blue eyes and hair have been restored, meaning blue is entirely back! •Horses begin appearing in history texts, books, and academia, often phrased as being newly discovered from the past. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[floret]

Are you hoping someone will give you a weapon?

[storytelleroftime]

That is exactly what I'm hoping.

[floret]

I see. . . .
But wouldn't you rather choose your own?

[storytelleroftime]

Not really. Honestly, I don't really care all that much about getting presents anyways.

[floret]

All you want is weapons?? And you don't even care what kind?

[storytelleroftime]

Weapons, and the ability to send Retrospec employees things in the mail. That has way too many benefits to it to pass up.

[floret]

Really? Like what?

[storytelleroftime]

Like sending them spiders or snakes. Or glitterbombing them. Or sending them a usb with a single audio file on it that's actually just earrape.

That kind of thing.

[floret]

I'd feel bad for the spiders and snakes.

[storytelleroftime]

Idk, maybe Retrospec has a "no step on snek" policy.

[floret]

It still can't be healthy for them to go through the postal system, can it?