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[recollecters]

Hello! First of all, Maurice would like me to tell you all that he's locking anyone who messes about with putting dangerous things in the mailbox to send to him which don't belong for at least a week (please don't send him dangerous things!!!!) and would like me to remind you it's for things you got sent only, please! Secondly, we've managed to fix one of the colors entirely, although one is still on the fritz. We'll keep working on it! By the way, is anyone going to do secret Santa games? I always like those, although I've only ever done them with other employees. Last year I got Ronnie. He's soooo hard to shop for but I think he liked the cane I got him? And Mr. Baroque got me! I'm not really sure he knows how to shop for girls. Or people who don't only want weapons. But the thought is what counts! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post: •Clothing and personal items have now regained the color green! This includes all items your character had in their AU plus any regains your character has obtained. However, this does not include physical features. •Additionally, all flora and fauna have regained the color green. •Blue eyes and hair have been restored, meaning blue is entirely back! •Horses begin appearing in history texts, books, and academia, often phrased as being newly discovered from the past. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[frostythehitman]

so what
i'm just returning one of my retrospec items to them
what are they gonna do about that

[floret]

Was it on fire when you originally received it?

[frostythehitman]

no
that's my own personal touch

[floret]

I kind of thought so!
That's the part I thought the cops might not like.

But it looks like none of them said anything, so . . . good for you!

[frostythehitman]

what are they gonna do
it's my own arm so no one else got hurt
i'm not setting fire to anyone else's property
and anything involving retrospec gets scrubbed from police records anyway
there's nothing for them to say

[floret]

Oh I thought you set the mailbox on fire with it!
So Retrospec-related incidents aren't officially recorded by the police. . . .
That's kind of troubling, kind of a relief.
There isn't a private Retrospec security force, is there?
(Assuming you know)

[frostythehitman]

no
anything retrospec related gets scrubbed somehow even if it does get reported
we tried to file a criminal incident or whatever against retrospec for sending me a human arm but the paperwork just disappeared
and yeah there's a private retrospec security force
it's whoever's breaking into my house in the middle of the night to mutilate me

[floret]

That's awful! Does that mean you weren't able to get insurance to cover it, either??

[frostythehitman]

i woke up with it fully healed
there's nothing for insurance to cover except for my prosthetics

[floret]

I hope insurance covered the prosthetics!

[frostythehitman]

yeah mostly
but retrospec should pay for it anyway since they're the ones who did it to me in the first place