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[recollecters]

Hello! First of all, Maurice would like me to tell you all that he's locking anyone who messes about with putting dangerous things in the mailbox to send to him which don't belong for at least a week (please don't send him dangerous things!!!!) and would like me to remind you it's for things you got sent only, please! Secondly, we've managed to fix one of the colors entirely, although one is still on the fritz. We'll keep working on it! By the way, is anyone going to do secret Santa games? I always like those, although I've only ever done them with other employees. Last year I got Ronnie. He's soooo hard to shop for but I think he liked the cane I got him? And Mr. Baroque got me! I'm not really sure he knows how to shop for girls. Or people who don't only want weapons. But the thought is what counts! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post: •Clothing and personal items have now regained the color green! This includes all items your character had in their AU plus any regains your character has obtained. However, this does not include physical features. •Additionally, all flora and fauna have regained the color green. •Blue eyes and hair have been restored, meaning blue is entirely back! •Horses begin appearing in history texts, books, and academia, often phrased as being newly discovered from the past. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[usurpers]

[ eLLIoT ]

looks like it dumps people only if you attack it so,
people read these, even if they don’t reply. they should be fine.

[fiddlestick]

[Look he doesn't want to shave more years off your life honey. ITS FINE]

If people do read this, that is...
Everyone in these comments seem more excited about blue or the holidays.

[usurpers]

you did your part well
now them being stupid isn’t your fault or your problem

[fiddlestick]

Yeah...guess not...

[He'll still worry though. Soft-hearted guy he is]

So he kicked the mailbox around you?

[usurpers]

[ it’s a good thing eren’s only soft hearted for u, he can balance that out ]

it sent us to an indoor playground
that took hours to get out of

[fiddlestick]

Hours?
Why didn't you just use the emergency exit?
Every place of business is required to have a safe and clear route of exit from wherever you are.
It's fire code.

[Elliot not everyone memorizes the fire code regulations like you do.]

[usurpers]

what
but it was all closed off

[ THIS CANT BE POSSIBLE ]

[fiddlestick]

Only if they were severally violating fire code.
Which if they were a place for kids, that'd just be asking to get shut down or sued by now.
Sometimes the doors aren't always easy to see, but they're there.

[usurpers]

[ how did he, an air force airman, not see emergency exits in a seemingly closed off hell, for kids. accompanied by another ex-soldier.

he can’t even respond right away. he wants to strangle himself. all those slides. all those goddamn slides he got stuck in. ]

[fiddlestick]

[Well that sure is a long pause.]

Though if you'd like, I could call my brother?
He could get the fire marshal to check that there's proper exits.

[Cause that's something you want the entire fire department including your boyfriend's brother to know about right? That you got yourself stranded in child's playground for hours]

[usurpers]

[ minako almost called the fire department when he got stuck in a tree, no

no ]

so how do i delete this

[fiddlestick]

The red x button?

[usurpers]

[ ah, there it is, a tiny motherfucker. he presses it, but— his thumb gets the closest thing under it instead.

Eren Jaeger has retweeted this thread. ]

it’s not working

[fiddlestick]

You hit the share button!!

[usurpers]

wait with everyone??? wtf kind of option is that??

[fiddlestick]

It's so if you find a post you really like, you can show everyone!

[usurpers]

[ social media ]

i’m really not for this

[fiddlestick]

It's not so bad.
I don't think you have many followers anyway.

[That requires actually posting and getting along with people...]

[usurpers]

good

[ eren that’s not good ]

[fiddlestick]

[Look the less followers Eren has, the less chance he has of getting into an argument on the internet- so Elliot will take it]

[androidheart]

This is so funny, lol!

I will place myself on stand-by to retrieve you from any and all ball pits if need be, Eren!

[usurpers]

I DONT NEED RETRIEVAL