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[recollecters]

Hello! First of all, Maurice would like me to tell you all that he's locking anyone who messes about with putting dangerous things in the mailbox to send to him which don't belong for at least a week (please don't send him dangerous things!!!!) and would like me to remind you it's for things you got sent only, please! Secondly, we've managed to fix one of the colors entirely, although one is still on the fritz. We'll keep working on it! By the way, is anyone going to do secret Santa games? I always like those, although I've only ever done them with other employees. Last year I got Ronnie. He's soooo hard to shop for but I think he liked the cane I got him? And Mr. Baroque got me! I'm not really sure he knows how to shop for girls. Or people who don't only want weapons. But the thought is what counts! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post: •Clothing and personal items have now regained the color green! This includes all items your character had in their AU plus any regains your character has obtained. However, this does not include physical features. •Additionally, all flora and fauna have regained the color green. •Blue eyes and hair have been restored, meaning blue is entirely back! •Horses begin appearing in history texts, books, and academia, often phrased as being newly discovered from the past. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[floret]

Ah, that's what's so nice about 24-hour stores, isn't it? If you go at three or four in the morning, almost no one is there.

[ohrlyeh]

that's not half bad of an idea but i would be half asleep at that time

i might end up buying like five bird feeders and an axe for all i know

[floret]

At least you can buy them in peace!

At what time of day do you feel most alert?

[ohrlyeh]

i have never felt alert a day in my life.

[floret]

I've never felt so close to you. . . .

[ohrlyeh]

please never say that again.

[floret]

Why?? That's so mean!!!

[ohrlyeh]

it is impossible for people to be close to me because we share one or two characteristics. come on, now.

[floret]

It's not like I said we were objectively close on a deep emotional level or anything. I just said I felt close to you. I'm allowed to feel ways if I want to!

[ohrlyeh]

okay but

why

[floret]

I'm not really sure how to answer that.
I mean
Why not?

[ohrlyeh]

don't you have other people to feel close to

[floret]

What if I didn't? Is it really that horrible to have something in common with me?

[ohrlyeh]

what? no. i'm not saying that.

i'm saying that in my experience and from what people tell me, i'm not exactly the most relatable person in the world. in a bad way

[floret]

Really?
Do you think it's because you act all mean and weird about it whenever someone tries to relate to you?

[ohrlyeh]

what? no

[5 seconds later:]

actually maybe yes but that's not the point