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[recollecters]

Hello! First of all, Maurice would like me to tell you all that he's locking anyone who messes about with putting dangerous things in the mailbox to send to him which don't belong for at least a week (please don't send him dangerous things!!!!) and would like me to remind you it's for things you got sent only, please! Secondly, we've managed to fix one of the colors entirely, although one is still on the fritz. We'll keep working on it! By the way, is anyone going to do secret Santa games? I always like those, although I've only ever done them with other employees. Last year I got Ronnie. He's soooo hard to shop for but I think he liked the cane I got him? And Mr. Baroque got me! I'm not really sure he knows how to shop for girls. Or people who don't only want weapons. But the thought is what counts! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post: •Clothing and personal items have now regained the color green! This includes all items your character had in their AU plus any regains your character has obtained. However, this does not include physical features. •Additionally, all flora and fauna have regained the color green. •Blue eyes and hair have been restored, meaning blue is entirely back! •Horses begin appearing in history texts, books, and academia, often phrased as being newly discovered from the past. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[lalliho]

mm

doesn't that smell bad

[being an arm...]

[frostythehitman]

well
the photo's a few days old now
and i left after putting it in the mailbox
so i don't know how bad it smells
that might be a better question for someone down at retrospec

[lalliho]

new question

did they send you an arm

or did they send you a firearm like gun and this is a joke

[frostythehitman]

both
they sent me both

[lalliho]

weird that everyone gets guns

hope I don't get an arm

[frostythehitman]

well you better get ready for it
because i had zero warning for it
although i'm sure it'll be """nicer""" now that you have to go to the mailbox to get anything
they learned the wrong lesson from sending me corpse bits to my house

[lalliho]

how do you know it was a corpse bit

[frostythehitman]

well once it's detached it doesn't matter if it came off a live body or a dead one
it's all the same
so
corpse bit

[lalliho]

probably not the same to the living person

[frostythehitman]

well I'M the living person
and i say it's a corpse bit

[lalliho]

are you sure

[frostythehitman]

you think i'm gonna change my mind all of a sudden?

[lalliho]

no I mean how did you know it was yours what if it wasn't did it have a freckle or scar or something

[frostythehitman]

the fingerprints on the arm were the same as mine
can't get more of a confirmation than that

[lalliho]

you took a dead arm's fingerprints

well not dead whatever the word is for beheading but with arms

[frostythehitman]

well yeah no duh
the cops got to the arm and they had to check for who the victim was
it's standard procedure

[lalliho]

did you have both arms then or no

[frostythehitman]

[ he's almost frustrated having to spell this all out for him, but as he writes it out, James realizes just how convoluted this is. ]

yes
they sent me the arm in like july and i had both of mine then
i found out about the prints in august or september
then they took my arm last month

[lalliho]

weird

what did you tell the police when they gave you your arm you had

[SORRY DUDE, IT'S JUST...MORBIDLY FASCINATING...]

[frostythehitman]

what do you mean what did they tell me
they just said the prints were mine
what else would they say

[lalliho]

here is your third arm sir

[frostythehitman]

well joke's on me
i had three
now i just have one

[ he had two, but then, well, he kind of set one on fire. ]

[lalliho]

they should have asked more questions...

[HE'S REALLY STUCK ON THIS]

[frostythehitman]

you mean the police?
what else would they have asked

[lalliho]

finding someone's arm when they have both is not normal

three arms is not normal unless your name is Benny