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[recollecters]

Hello! First of all, Maurice would like me to tell you all that he's locking anyone who messes about with putting dangerous things in the mailbox to send to him which don't belong for at least a week (please don't send him dangerous things!!!!) and would like me to remind you it's for things you got sent only, please! Secondly, we've managed to fix one of the colors entirely, although one is still on the fritz. We'll keep working on it! By the way, is anyone going to do secret Santa games? I always like those, although I've only ever done them with other employees. Last year I got Ronnie. He's soooo hard to shop for but I think he liked the cane I got him? And Mr. Baroque got me! I'm not really sure he knows how to shop for girls. Or people who don't only want weapons. But the thought is what counts! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post: •Clothing and personal items have now regained the color green! This includes all items your character had in their AU plus any regains your character has obtained. However, this does not include physical features. •Additionally, all flora and fauna have regained the color green. •Blue eyes and hair have been restored, meaning blue is entirely back! •Horses begin appearing in history texts, books, and academia, often phrased as being newly discovered from the past. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[penalizing]

i'm pretty sure you wouldn't ruin anyone's idea of santa if you're being nice!!
well, unless there's little kids on this thing
....are there little kids on this thing????

[judgementkazzy]

That depends on how old you consider "little kids" to be.

[ You're pretty young yourself there, Kotone... ]

I think the youngest I've seen is elementary school?

[penalizing]

[ In context, clearly "little kids" means kids young enough to believe in Santa Claus!! ]

oh...
then i guess you could destroy their little kid dreams if you don't make a perfect santa
maybe you're right
best not to dress up after all...

[judgementkazzy]

[ Fair enough... though some kids still believe! ]

I can just dress in red and say I'm in the spirit or something.
I could be one of Santa's messengers.

[penalizing]

an elf you mean???
you might be too tall, unless you're actually super short!!

[judgementkazzy]

I'm definitely too big to be an elf.
Maybe I can do that thing where I say the presents got delivered to the wrong house...

[penalizing]

santa's gone senile and you're cleaning up his mistakes???

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, something like that.
It's better than breaking some kids' heart.

[penalizing]

you don't think that'd make them question santa just as much??
after all, you're saying santa makes mistakes...

[judgementkazzy]

Oh...
Damn, that's true.
But that's what my uncles would always say when they got me things...
Now I'm stumped.

[penalizing]

sorry, didn't mean to ruin your plans!!
i just didn't want them to accidentally backfire...

[judgementkazzy]

Dealing with kids is hard.
I guess there's no real right way to do it.

[penalizing]

probably not!!
but at least everyone else will appreciate your kindness either way

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I just want people to be happy.
As long as I achieve that, it'll be good.

[penalizing]

then i'm sure you'll do great!!

[judgementkazzy]

Thanks. I hope so too.